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Title: The Living Daylights
Post by: Kooshmeister on July 12, 2007, 07:28:15 AM
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"I wanna drive!"
"No, it's my turn!"
"You always get to drive!"
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 12, 2007, 07:38:57 AM
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I don't care how many points a priest is worth!  I'm not running one over!
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Derf on July 12, 2007, 08:14:08 AM
The humanoid version of TomTom was not very successful, as people claimed it was "pushy."
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Mr. DS on July 12, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
Dammit Dalton, I was paid by Bond fans who say you look more sissy than Roger Moore.  Can't you just let Pierce Brosnan take over the wheel already?
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 12, 2007, 09:55:23 AM
Dalton: "Damn it dad, there's a reason the DMV took your license away! Now turn this car around this minute, we're taking you back to the retirement home!"
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 12, 2007, 10:01:05 AM
"Quick . . . pull my finger!  Pull my finger!"
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Ash on July 12, 2007, 12:54:57 PM
"Wow!  That's a nice watch."  Timex?"
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 12, 2007, 01:02:28 PM
I want Starbucks NOW!!!!
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Inyarear on July 13, 2007, 01:19:10 AM
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"It's too late! We're never
gonna hit Uwe Boll now!"
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 13, 2007, 03:48:50 AM
Another:

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Egad!  How did people drive before power steering?
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Texdar on July 13, 2007, 04:30:36 AM
I knew having the extra head transplant would screw up my driving!
Title: Re: The Living Daylights
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:04:05 AM
You want to cuddle now?!?

Just break down and buy some power steering fluid already, you cheap bastard!
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