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Quote from: Ash on July 12, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.

Must of been a silent film.

Okay, that should work now...

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Cobra:  Look, nothing personal, I just don't see the Nation of Islam as a legitimate sect of the religion.  We have the words of prophet Mohammad, you have Louis Farrakhan.

"I hope he doesn't confuse me with those losers with the white hoods..."

So, two black guys walk in a bar...

CC to himself: YESS, He's looking at my butt. My manicurist said designer jeans and a little cologne was all I needed to get his attention and it worked. Now, play it cool, relax, did I do my bun excercises this morning? Oh thank god I did, , , He's going to ask me out, I know it I know it I know it. I wonder if he will take me somewhere nice. A nice dinner and some champagne, maybe we'll go dancing. . .

Roadblock to himself: What a nice tight butt, , , I want some of that, , , but He probably wants to go out to eat or some dumb crap like that, , , but, , , it's just dinner, it'd be worth it if that's what it takes to hit that, , , maybe someplace cheap, like Bob's Burger Barn, , A burger, a couple beers, then back to my place. . . .  

Cobra Commander: I see we have instruct our Crimson Guard that disarming prisoners includes taking away grenades among other things. 

Stupid "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". I would have guessed Lifeline, or Quick Kick, or Breaker maybe even Shipwreck, but Roadblock? Well he does work out and he dresses like that.

The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

 Is that your bazooka pokin' me, or are you just happy to see me?

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

" I want my money back, I asked for an Arabian dancer!"

Dude in the back:  "So, your real name is Arnold Finkelstein?"

Road block: Dude! will you quit looking at me like that, its creepy!

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on July 14, 2007, 08:40:41 AM

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

I don't know whether to feel gratified that someone else knows the Unknown Comic or just feel old.

"Did he hear that? He's sure to smell it. Why did I have radishes on my salad for lunch? Phew!"

"Did i say CLAN? I ment KAHN!,like in Star Trek,yeah...

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 25, 2007, 01:08:29 AM

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on July 14, 2007, 08:40:41 AM

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM
The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.

I don't know whether to feel gratified that someone else knows the Unknown Comic or just feel old.

I think you can feel gratified, as I'm only 26.  :teddyr:

Roadblock: The KKK took my baby away.  Did you have anything to do with?

Cobra Commander:  Does it look I'm in the KKK.

Yes... yes... Roadblock, you are the Duke of New York. You are A number 1.

"You're my b*tch now, snake face"

"Don't you hate uncomfortable silences?"
"It's not the silence that's uncomfortable..."

"Now you're gonna find out why they call me 'Roadblock'!"

Excuse me, sir, what did you say has 6 legs and goes "Ho de do, ho de do ho de do"?

"Louis Gossett Jr.?  Oh s**t!  God, I hope he didn't read my review on Iron Eagle 3."

Cobra Commander:  Well... I was out last night.  It gets complicated from there.