Create a funny caption for this scene from The Karate Kid III.
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"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"
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"This is the 'Holding Up Drunken Dolly Parton' move."
QuoteOK, once again you're right Mr. Miyagi. Democrite of Abdere was a hack. If air had substance, surely we'd feel its weight in our hands. Now can we stop this and make dinner?
Oh Daniel Son...you must have b@lls this big to try another Karate Kid movie. You're 40 years old now.
Daniel: "Okay Master, I know you owe Claude Raines a favor, but how does helping him move into his new apartment help me with my training?"
Miyagi: "It helps you to shut the hell up. Now be careful you don't drop anything. The last thing you want is the Invisible Man p**sed off at you."
Now carefully lift the turbocharger into Wonder Woman's transparent jet . . .
When can we start juggling with real balls?
Listen, you sh!t in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.
Shouldn't there be some sort of music playing if we're line dancing?
And now Daniel-san, I will teach you to pop and lock.
You are still not ready for a job waiting tables at Chili's, Daniel-san.
Ralph, this is how Henry Winkler warmed up for saying "Aaay!" on the set. Do it with me.
- Sensei, are you sure John Travolta did this in Saturday Night Fever?
Daniel-son, when evaluating a bull for purchase, remember that the bull with the heaviest testicles will produces the best offspring. .
Miyagi: "When serving a bottle of wine to a customer, you hold it like this, label side up so they can read it. Oh, your stance is too wide, it makes you look like you're pooping in your pants."
"Okay......................you're ready for, The Price is Right, show."
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Miagi: Damn, Ralph...you're older than I am!
This Vanna White fighting style. Very powerful.
This "Walk Like Egyptian"-style; very useful when attacked by Susanna Hoffs.
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"Mr. Miagi, how long do we stand like this before we decide it's not going to rain?"
Ah Danial-san this is called the "hold-her-titties" positions.
Quote from: Ash on July 13, 2007, 01:04:24 AM
In an off-camera moment, Pat Morita demonstrates how to properly serve a tray of food for Ralph Macchio's career after acting
OK, so the next move Michael does in the Thriller video is...
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Mr. Miyagi, Larry Craig might be able to do this kind of stance for extended periods of time, but it's damn uncomfortable for me!
"Okay, you're done Daniel-san. Now hand in the bandana and let Hillary Swank out here."