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I told you jello baths won't make you look younger!
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Jesus Henry, you promised me you were going to stop doing this. You saw Hellrasier like ten years ago. This joke wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now!
"The Blob is back! And this time, it's horny..."
Ok...I guess its time to clear this clog...
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
Quote from: Andrew on July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
I made that very mistake when I was little, trying to de-skunk my dog. If he was to list the grandest humiliations of his life, I'm sure being dyed pink would be a close second to getting neutered. Worst of all, the stench stuck.
...For those heavy flow days.
World's worst Jello Wrestling Night ever.
This is the last time I call Roto Rooter
Melvin, I told you not to use the bath tub for your science project!
Dam...what a hangover...aw...sh#t! I puked in the tube again last nite...
help, I have fallen into a a bathub full of hot sause!! it burns!BURNS!!! :hot:
Does this mean I've earned my "Red Wings" Flo?
"Spooky entity in the bathtub? Call TAPS: We can handle both!"
She fell for the oldest trick in the world: The Old Silly Putty In The Tub Molded To Look Like A Guy's Arm Gag.
"Billy, I told you to clean this tub weeks ago. Now it's giving rise to new life."
I really don't trust this backscratcher, but I'll try anything once.
Sadly, the producers of "Dark Water" couldn't afford real water, and had to go with a cheap substitute for many shots...
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"FLOOOOO!"
"DAVE?! Is that you? What happened?!"
"I stayed in the bathtub too long, and turned into a giant prune! But then the sun came out and I melted into one large gelatinous blob!"
"Oh, Dave..." *Cries*
"Cheer up, baby. Look on the bright side: I'm sure we can get into Guiness Book of World records and make millions off of the curious public!"
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Marge didn't know what was more disturbing - the fact that there was a large, gooey life form in her bathtub, or that the arm appeared to be trying to grope her.
"Take on me....Take me onnn..."
The scene from Pleasantville involving Parker's wife they did not show in the theatres.
"Oh .. Sorry Hun... Did I make the water too hot?"
"I told you not to squeeze that zit, Ed"