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Title: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Andrew on July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM
From this week's new review, The Resurrected (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/resurrected/).

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/resurrected/resurrected8.jpg) (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/resurrected/)

"Do you know what they told me when I said that decorating the walls with foam mattresses from Ikea was less expensive than buying paint, brushes, and rollers?  They told me that I was mad!"
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Menard on July 13, 2007, 07:41:37 PM
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9403/resurrected8vr4.jpg)
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM
Hmmmm . . .  should I bite a plug out of him or not?
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 09:57:12 PM
I told you to keep your hands off me, I warned you to keep your hands off me and you just wouldn't listen would you? You thought I was joking about the straight jacket ... well who's laughing now.
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 13, 2007, 10:06:48 PM
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When the president said, "Remain vigilant... danger is imminent," I don't think this is quite what he meant.
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 13, 2007, 11:13:42 PM
Jacket Guy: "You son of a b***h..."
Other Guy: "Look John, I thought you wanted me to swallow the key as part of the act. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to swallow it for real! Anyway, what's happened has happened and we've just gotta wait for the Ex-Lax to kick in..."
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 01:16:45 AM
You'll keep your hands off the damn remote now, won't you?

The Martin Amis Lookalike Society has a meeting of all their members.

My shoelace is untied.....again.
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 15, 2007, 01:15:59 AM
Coming out has never been more awkward.
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Mr. DS on July 15, 2007, 06:43:58 AM
Jacket Guy:  OK you made your point, I'll be a better person.  Now PLEASE give me a courtesy flush and if you're done on the toilet get me out of this thing. 
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 15, 2007, 07:43:47 AM
You could have at least CALLED to tell me you would be home late!  My casserole is completely dried out!
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: RCMerchant on July 15, 2007, 08:19:35 AM
  Guy in Straight Jacket:" I still love you....it's just that deer at the petting zoo kept flirting with me...and she looked so cute...."
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 16, 2007, 01:45:08 AM
Guy in jacket: Dude, I'm sorry for that episode back there.  I don't know what came over me.  I mean, I didn't even recognize myself, man.  I mean for what it's worth, I truly, truly deserve this.  And I want to tell, from the bottom of my heart, I LOVE YOU, MAN.

Guy in blue: Dude, you're not getting my BUD LIGHT.
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Guy in jacket "Uh could you please scratch the end of my nose?"
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: jdlarch on July 04, 2008, 09:58:24 AM
John - But I have to use my hands! You like it better when I use my hands...don't you? Bruce???
Bruce - I'm so high...I have no idea whats goin' on...
Title: Re: Badmovies.org Humorous Caption for 13 July 2007
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on July 06, 2008, 06:22:10 AM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/resurrected8.png)
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