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Title: Sean Connery
Post by: trekgeezer on July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM
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"The name's Bondage, James Bondage."
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Andrew on July 15, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
Most people do not know that Sean Connery auditioned for the part of Nova in the original "Planet of the Apes."
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Susan on July 15, 2007, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: trekgeezer on July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM
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After the producers watched the first dailies for "Pretty Man", Connery was quickly replaced by Julia Roberts
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Texdar on July 15, 2007, 05:16:54 PM
Sean made some extra money advertising the new suspenders for the new more fashionable Depends.
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 15, 2007, 06:17:32 PM
Barbarella II: The Transexual Years
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Shadow on July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM
"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Mr. DS on July 15, 2007, 07:07:19 PM
I bet you're wondering where I keep this gun "holstered"...
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 15, 2007, 07:15:23 PM
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Now why on earth hasn't Heavy Metal magazine called me back?
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 15, 2007, 07:38:38 PM
The reason Bond never gets bored with all that fluff...
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Menard on July 15, 2007, 08:13:14 PM
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p***y....

....galore
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: indianasmith on July 15, 2007, 09:30:02 PM
Quote from: Shadow on July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM
"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."


KARMA!!!!  That was the best so far!!


OK, lessee if I can top it . . . nothing particularly creative comes to mind . . . .  here we go:


"Bring my pants back NOW, boy, or the Tall Man will be the least of your problems!!!"
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 15, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
Joe D'Amato Presents Stephen King's Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 15, 2007, 11:04:28 PM
Sean had to pay big bucks to halt the release of his ill-advised gay spaghetti western, Any Guy Can Play. But he did keep the boots.
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: ghouck on July 16, 2007, 12:38:59 AM
I can't believe it, I got kicked out of "The Village People" for looking TOO GAY. . .
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 16, 2007, 12:55:42 AM
Ahoy there, maties. The name's Capt. Soreass.  In a moment, you fine, young, strapping men will be boarding my ship and your new home: The Ramrod
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 16, 2007, 06:06:19 AM
The MI5 swimsuit special calendar of 1973 was surprisingly popular
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: akiratubo on July 16, 2007, 06:21:43 AM
Quote from: trekgeezer on July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM
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"I don't care how impressive it is, I'll mind you not to stare!
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Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Jordan on July 16, 2007, 09:43:59 AM
Here's two that I came up with on the fly:

"He's got Legs! He knows how to use them!"

"The gun is good..... Sean Connery's penis is evil."
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Neville on August 10, 2007, 06:22:29 PM
My name is Borat, and this is Kazakhstan's Commando uniform.
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Justy on December 08, 2007, 03:25:21 PM
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OK Connor McCleod you have 10 seconds to get this gun out my hand
or your immortal life will have some very unpleasant memories.
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 08, 2007, 11:22:30 PM
If Capone comes at you with a knife, you come at him wearings a bandoliered diaper...That's the San Fransisco way
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 20, 2007, 11:40:22 PM
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The opposite of Priapism
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: AndyC on December 24, 2007, 03:32:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970s.
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: indianasmith on December 24, 2007, 06:10:18 PM
Andy, that was great!  Karma!!
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: Dennis on December 29, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
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Professor Dent, this is a Webley Mk. IX survival suit, modified for desert use, it will give you a really bad case of jock rash, so you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:19:28 AM
Sean's first take on "Outland" before reading the script....
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: schmendrik on September 30, 2009, 10:28:55 AM
"Alright, dammit! THIS is what a Scotsman wears under his kilt! Now can we stop asking that stupid question?"
Title: Re: Sean Connery
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 06:01:01 PM
This is the last time I fall asleep drunk around Johnny Depp!!!
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