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Luckily for Johnny, the natives were in the mood for Indian food that fatefull night.
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Episode 49: Johnny stumbles upon the legendary "Mr T" pigmy tribe
Young man, you stand in violation of this cave's leash ordinance. And for your sake, I should hope you have a pooper scooper in your satchel...
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To make matters worse, Johnny realized Bandit's weak bladder had failed once again.
For the last time, I'm sorry Bandit did your cat. Get over it!
C'mon, just let the dog go, It'll be fun, we haven't had target practice on over a week. .
The natives' idea of regulating immigration
Johnny: "Um, guys? I think you could probably shorten up those loin-clothes by about two-thirds with no fear of anything sticking out."
Hodji: "Oh yes, good idea Johny, antagonize the angry tribesman!"
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Episode 49: Johnny stumbles upon the legendary "Mr T" pigmy tribe
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:oh dam.... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: I can't type... :thumbup:
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The boys are about to learn that airport security sure has gotten tough in recent years.
Gulliver never told me anything about this!
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"You live, if we make sex with pretty blonde girl and dog"
Quick! Offer them some of that Jack Daniels you've got hidden in your backpack!
Johnny: "Ok, ok we'll join your stupid tribe. Where do we shave our heads?"
Johnny: Hadji,Who's ides was to go into the Jungle alone without telling Dad or Race?
Hadji: Yours Johnny.
Johnny: Oh (BEEP)
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Johnny: Haji, get on your hands and knees.. they mean to rape us, and this is going to be painful.
Tribesmen: Uh.. we just wanted to know why you were trespassi--
Johnny: ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!!
"Johnny you sure picked the wrong time to tell a racist, midget joke."
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Tribesman: We want your iPhones, NOW!