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Title: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Susan on July 15, 2007, 10:35:51 PM
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Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: wtffilm on July 15, 2007, 10:41:55 PM
<music>". . . There's a place for us. . ."</music>
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Post by: Menard on July 15, 2007, 11:01:16 PM
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Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 15, 2007, 11:21:28 PM
Sadly, not the worst blind date either one would have that week.

Charlie Brown's "awkward teen years" were even rougher than expected.

Finding out what Donald Trump's scalp really looked like wasn't worth it for poor Sandra.
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Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 16, 2007, 01:09:03 AM
Woman thinking: I wonder if he has that same size head under his robe :twirl:
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Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 16, 2007, 02:39:24 AM
Unfortunately, Helen Keller wasn't quite tall enough to "see" just whom she was about to marry.
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Mr. DS on July 16, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
Tall Guy:  Don't worry, Muffinheadittis isn't catchy baby now let me buy you a drink. 
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Post by: MeanStreaka4337 on July 16, 2007, 07:23:50 PM
And that's just my head.


Sorry thats the best one I can think of right now.
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Andrew on July 16, 2007, 08:00:09 PM
Janet's friends knew that she was a Lego-maniac, but did not understand the depth of her addiction until she introduced them to her fiancé.

By the way, Menard's almost made me spit out my milk.
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Jack on July 16, 2007, 08:14:46 PM
Woman:  "My boyfriend is not a geek!  How dare you!"
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 16, 2007, 10:41:27 PM
And he readies for the chokeslam!
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Susan on July 17, 2007, 06:33:38 AM
Quote from: Susan on July 15, 2007, 10:35:51 PM
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Janet braced herself to say "I do" as her mother looked on. The Arranged marriage was dads idea...
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Post by: Dr. Whom on July 17, 2007, 02:29:21 PM
When Gerald held her in his arms, Mavis knew the unfortunate incident with the air pump had been forgiven
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 10:17:50 PM
"Wow, I can't believe I'm actually getting to meet Lurch of TV's The Addams Family!... uhm, you're really him right? It's a sin to screw around with a blind girl you know."
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: JPickettIII on July 21, 2007, 11:28:23 PM
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"When Big Toe Transplants Go Wrong!"

Or

"Next on Jerry Springer, "The Toe Headed Man and The Blind Desperate Women Wanting To Have His Baby!"
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 04:50:23 PM
On your planet its shoe size on my planet its cranial mass.
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: TheDope on November 24, 2007, 06:49:16 PM
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Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: AndyC on November 28, 2007, 05:59:32 PM
"Yes, I know the muffin man"
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 04:11:10 PM
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"But Mom, he's a great catch! Right now he's telling
me your laptop is fragmented, so he's optimizing it."
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Flangepart on December 10, 2007, 11:27:08 AM
Remember : "eat me" is the last thing ya wanna say to a Kanamit.
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: jdlarch on November 08, 2008, 01:01:08 PM
Yes, I've eaten at Shoney's, why?
Um, never mind...
Title: Re: CAPTION: Twilight Zone
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:18:01 PM
"Sally, please. My mother's striped dress isn't that hideous!"
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