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"And now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin . . . y'all come back, now. Hear?"
Introducing the safest trailer park in America.
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The dogs of The Omen ----TEXAS STYLE!
Raise your hand if you would really rather own a cat!
Hello y'all. Let me introduce you to the boys. This is Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, DMX, Li'l Bow Wow, and Baha Man
Ever at a loss for original ideas, Warner Brothers has announced yet another spinoff of the popular children's show Scooby Doo. According to director Steven Soderbergh, "This gang consists of four mystery-solving retirees and their cowardly dogs."
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After a long hunt the guys and their dogs finally tracked down the biggest camel toe in America.
CHEEZE: I gave you a karma for that one!
" Okay, did you get the pic? Now could you please remove the elephant trunk?"
Goodbye children! We hope you enjoyed spending time with us and our doggies... because the last thing you're going to see before you die is flashing teeth and your own blood and organs decorating them... KILL THEM MY PRETTIES!"
I just don't understand it, they usually just play with kids.
Proof in just one picture that 1970s="tacky".
OK, do they look real? Great, now I'm going to pretend I'm petting this one.
You're supposed to be waving for the picture, idiot!
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Finally revealed: the mother of Teen Mommy Darci!
(No one's quite sure which one was her father, though.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAhHqt_OFt8
"Jeannie! What the hell have you conjured up this time?"
Zeus! Apollo! Attack!
(only funny for fans of "Magnum P.I.")
Publicity still from Manos 2: The Hands of Fate Reach Farther.
Bye, Good Bye! Bye!
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Hopefully these dogs will distract from our awkwardly high-waisted pants.
What the picture doesn't show is the many hours of work to get all the dogs facing the camera instead of sniffing the crotches of the people behind them.
A cheesy 70s movie starring a bunch of Dobermans and aging stars? Why wasn't Shatner in this?