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Title: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Dennis on July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

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This fabric is no good, it doesn't match the wall paper or the curtains, you guys have no sense of style.

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 22, 2007, 11:43:51 PM

I'm telling you guys, it'll be scarier if we burn a cross, too!

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 23, 2007, 12:52:17 AM

The TV exects were still trying to come up with a title for their new show, and "Queer Eye for the Cowguy" wasn't working

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 23, 2007, 01:00:24 AM

Hey look, we can use Starr Jones' old wardrobe.

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 23, 2007, 01:18:54 AM

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Smallpox! Hahahaha! Oh Everett, what will you think of next?!

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Susan on July 23, 2007, 07:12:52 AM

Quote from: DENNIS on July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

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In the original version of "Brokeback Mountain", Ennis was a drag queen

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Inyarear on July 23, 2007, 07:15:07 AM

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"Okay, Sheriff. We gonna f*** ya now..."

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Mr. DS on July 23, 2007, 10:52:27 AM

Quote from: DENNIS on July 22, 2007, 11:26:02 PM

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"Ha, ha ha! That crazy Text always thought base jumping was easier than it looked. Now look at that dumb sum-b*tch!"

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Poogie on July 23, 2007, 11:20:23 AM

"We'll just make some straps out of this string and you won't have to hold that up anymore."

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Andrew on July 23, 2007, 11:35:10 AM

Look, all I am saying is that IF we had a boat and IF we were at the ocean...

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 25, 2007, 01:02:47 AM

Props and karma to Inyarear for the George Carlin reference.

"Fine, see if I ever camp out with you guys again!"

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Justy on December 06, 2007, 08:48:20 AM

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I'm telling you guys Industrial Hemp is the future!

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 03:04:02 PM

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Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, c.a. 1890.

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: jdlarch on October 21, 2008, 05:19:45 PM

Rope with silk? How tacky! What is this...ancient Rome? I need pearls!

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2008, 05:38:10 PM

"OK, we've got a parachute. Now we just have to wait for somebody to invent the airplane."

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:45:35 PM

S & M in the Old West was not very erotic at all.

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Nakuyabi on February 25, 2012, 01:27:02 AM

Quote from: Inyarear on July 23, 2007, 07:15:07 AM
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"Okay, Sheriff. We gonna f*** ya now..."

"...but we gonna f*** ya slow!"

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: TheDope on February 26, 2012, 03:40:28 PM

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"See, I told you Michael Myers was being played by John Wayne!"

"Wait, hold on... Donald Pleasance? What are you doing in a Western?"

"Beats me... why is everything in black and white??"

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 16, 2012, 12:22:21 PM

" I'm telling you guys, if we diaper the cows it'll make everyone's life easier."

" Ed, have you been drinking the saddle soap again?"

Ed belches loudly: " .........No."

Title: Re: The Three Mesquiteers
Post by: tracy on March 16, 2012, 03:52:56 PM

Look....we'll disguise you as a Roman and they'll never know the difference.

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