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Title: caption: Gun Crazy
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 25, 2007, 01:36:30 AM
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Gun Crazy (1949)  -  dir. Joseph Lewis
players (left to right) - Annie Laurie Starr, Bart Tare, Packet

Quote from: Annie Laurie
Smell my finger, handsome?  You'll never guess where it's been.
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Post by: Dennis on July 25, 2007, 08:28:59 AM
Kiss my hand like a proper gentleman or I'll shoot you in the gilhoullies.
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Post by: indianasmith on July 25, 2007, 11:52:50 AM
"You want ME to get in THAT car with both of you and go WHERE?"
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Post by: sideorderofninjas on July 25, 2007, 03:08:12 PM
You know the sign language for "Get bent you primitive screwheads"? 
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Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2007, 05:33:01 AM
  Early example of 'gangsta' hand signals,being used by Emenem's Gramma.
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Post by: The Burgomaster on July 26, 2007, 11:56:28 AM
Rare archival photo of Dr. Evil's mother
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Post by: Andrew on July 26, 2007, 12:12:22 PM
"If I didn't know better, I would swear that she was real!"
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Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 29, 2007, 05:37:29 PM
"Yeah, maybe you've seen him? He's about this tall, stumbling around naked with a half-bottle of Wild Turkey and a box of condoms. No? Okay, I'll keep looking."
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Post by: Goji_girl on July 31, 2007, 10:19:28 PM
Shut up! I'm serious! I killed a man! - Woman
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Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Fine, smartasses! How do you do the Safety Dance?
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Post by: Mr. DS on August 03, 2007, 06:46:36 AM
Hello fellas!  Welcome to The Back Door Club and oh lucky you its Village People Night!  If its going to be just you two lovebirds, follow me to a table!
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Post by: trekgeezer on August 03, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
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"Menage -a - what?"
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Post by: Gerry on August 03, 2007, 09:38:46 AM
Archive photo of Judy Garland's failed screen test for the role of the Tin Man.
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Post by: Justy on December 06, 2007, 09:13:45 AM
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Look boys, see these two fingers; unless you're bigger quit wasting my time.
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Post by: Inyarear on December 07, 2007, 02:16:51 AM
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That's nothing, city slicker. Mine is twelve inches long and literally made of steel!
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Post by: asimpson2006 on December 07, 2007, 06:59:27 AM
Pull my finger boys, you will never guess what will happen next.
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Post by: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
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"One."
"Cut a hole in a box."
"Two."
"Stick your junk in that box..."
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Post by: jdlarch on November 08, 2008, 12:15:02 PM
Cowgirl: I'm so high, I feel like I'm getting bigger. Just a minute ago I was only this tall, now I'm.....OOOOOOOOO! Lights!!! Pretty!!!
Timothy Burton: You think I should lose weight again?
Dude in the middle: You'll never guess how much mousse it takes to make the front of my hair stand out from my head like the brim of a hat.
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Post by: AndyC on November 08, 2008, 11:22:55 PM
"Nice costume, honey, but I'm more of a leather man myself."
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Post by: Pennywise on March 14, 2009, 11:21:26 PM
"Oh, so you really wanna know why they call me Calamity Jane?"
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