It's not a B-movie scene, but it's a funny pic.
Come up with a good caption for it.
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"Well, at least I won't skin my knees . . ."
The "fumunda cheese' grater.
Nothing beats the taste of grated children on a Triscuit!
Timmy was about to realize the magnitude of his misunderstanding of the phrase:
"Grate slide!"
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I like children but I wouldn't eat a whole one.
That's stolen from somewhere, but at the moment I can't quite pin it down. I want to say it was from Warren Ellis'
Transmetropolitan.
"ouch"
The truth about ramen.
"A playground accident quickly ruined Jonathan Lipnicki's film career."
Many of the early Soylent Green machines proved messy and difficult to clean.
Most popular video on "Cooking for Kanamits."
Welcome to Jigsaw's Kindergarten for the Morally Questionable.
At this point in time little Steven finally realized what it would be like to be a piece of cheese.
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Mmmmm, there's nothing better on top of a heaping bowl of entrail spaghetti than child and only freshly grated will do!
I'm not cheese!
sometimes cheese just has to grate itself
Alton Brown's neverending nightmare.
"Not surprisingly, the patent application for the automatic circumcisor was denied."
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Asylum Films presents Weeney Todd The Demon Chef of Newbury Street
It looks like another villain is loose in Gotham City! Batman and Robin have just arrived on the scene:
Robin: Hole-y slides, Batman! I've never seen anything like this!
Batman: Hey, could you please stop with the awful puns? They grate on my nerves.
Robin: Well, obviously they're not as cheesy as yours!
Batman: *Groan!* Well Robin, you're right; these puns are bad any way you slice them.
Robin: *Double Groan*
Bystander: Aren't you going to save that kid?!!
Batman: Why? He's not in danger unless he's made of cheese! Since he's obviously not made of cheese he should glide right over unscath...
*Splat*
Batman: Hmm. I think now would be a good time for me to check out that timeshare I have in the Galapagos.
Robin: Wait for me!
If the kids want to play on the slide, hate to think what the jungle gym is like...
A slide like that would do wonders for a person's hemorrhoids.
lol i forgot about this caption.
Looks like the way the willy wonka movie should have ended...
It's not the slide that hurts, it's the pool of aftershave at the bottom.
"Man, this slide is HOT! I can't imagine it getting any worse!"