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Title: Robocop
Post by: trekgeezer on July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/robocop.jpg)

Could you help me get out of this thing, I really gotta pee!

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Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 27, 2007, 03:25:41 PM

Quote from: Robophone
I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.

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Post by: Mr. DS on July 27, 2007, 04:01:56 PM

Your time on the meter expired two minutes ago, prepare to die.

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Post by: Ash on July 27, 2007, 04:48:32 PM

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"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

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Post by: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 05:06:08 PM

Have a nice day. Failure to do so will result in your immediate destruction.

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Post by: akiratubo on July 27, 2007, 08:07:26 PM

Does somebody need a hug?

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Post by: asimpson2006 on July 27, 2007, 08:21:55 PM

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Post by: Susan on July 27, 2007, 08:57:03 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM
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"Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you'd bring protection.."

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Post by: Dennis on July 28, 2007, 09:21:40 AM

Mr. Foreman, per Eric's instructions I will now kick your butt.

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Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 29, 2007, 02:05:03 AM

I think you're gonna need a remote to close your garage door down there.

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Post by: Texdar on July 29, 2007, 04:30:03 PM

I can't have an affair with you. What if the refrigerator finds out?

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Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 29, 2007, 05:20:28 PM

"I apologize, but maybe now you'll agree with me that it's 'ketchup' and not 'catsup'. Here, let me help you clean up."

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Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 11:41:57 PM

The studio heads regretted hiring Paul Verhoven to direct the sequel to Brokeback Mountain when the first dailies came back.

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Post by: jdlarch on July 24, 2008, 06:59:30 PM

RC - Look deep into my eye-slit and tell me what you see...
BG - I don't see nuthin! And you need a breath mint sumthin fierce!

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Post by: sprite75 on July 24, 2008, 09:45:08 PM

Mr. President, you promised me 500,000 Federation Credits to rescue Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy! But that check you gave me bounced like last week's Happy Meal!

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Post by: Neville on July 25, 2008, 05:44:23 AM

Enough with the "divide this by zero" thing!
I won't tolerate ethnic insults.

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Post by: Dr. Whom on July 25, 2008, 05:50:31 AM

You've got beautiful eyes, you know.

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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 25, 2008, 05:59:52 AM

CB: "Don't kill me man!"

RC: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

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Post by: Count Ratfink on March 18, 2010, 07:25:18 PM

For the last time, I do NOT contain a DVD drive!

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