This is from my review of Goliath And The Dragon;
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"Don't tell my horse, my achy breaky horse...I just don't think he'd understand..."
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . .
oh, yeah, the caption:
No one had ever informed the people of the small Arkansas town of the dangers of inbreeding with their livestock . . .
"Who just called me a rrrreeeeeaaadneck?"
Ok, that doesn't translate well typed, so read it to yourself as a neighing horse.
Recent evidence suggests Neanderthals went extinct, in part, because they insisted on wearing the entire animal, versus just the hide.
Quote from: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . .
Only in Texas? You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.
By the Gods! Look at the time; I'll be late for the Kentucky Derby.
Hmmm...I guess my hair isn't the only thing half-assed about me.
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 28, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body. I was afraid . . . .
Only in Texas? You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.
Or Alabama. She'd be a prime catch with the ubermullet and the ink.
Caption:
Otis took the term "horsepower" a little too literally while in trade school.
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"I'll be your number one with a mullet..."
It all started when I was five at my first rock concert.
"Mummy! I want a mullet!"
Mr. Ed desperatly hoped the Wizard would not return to compleat the transformation.
I feel so pretty, so pretty.
"i`ll do anything to distract people that i`m half horse"
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1OZg39Ylo
I also consulted a further reference on this subject...
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Business up front and...horse poop in the back!"
Save a horse...ride ME.
Does anybody know where can I find some Stead and Shoulders?
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Momma really liked ridin' the ponies, but it didn't effect me none.
"Explain to me again why I'm wearing this loincloth, when my goodies are way back there."
Just need 4 skates and a stick and I'm ready for the NHL.
Man, I feel funny...I gotta lay off the 'roids. Sure makes my hair nice, though...
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I can hardly wait 'till I get home and I can take a nice long shower with the Old Spice body wash. Maybe I could even get the Missus to help this time around...
"It's not a mullet, it's a perfectly natural horse mane! I'm half horse, remember?"
"Whatever makes you feel better, honey. Just take it off when we're done, okay?"
The pony ride business sure has gotten dark.
Hey Wizard! When i said a ponytail, I meant my hair!
"Rides are $10, gotta problem wit dat?"
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Yes ladies, I am hung in that fashion.