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Title: Alligator People
Post by: trekgeezer on July 28, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
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Albert was quite upset when the plastic surgery didn't turn out as well as Dr. Chaney had promised.
Title: Re: Alligator People
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 28, 2007, 02:31:48 PM
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Get on the table?!?  Say, that's a heck of a machine just to flush a guy's ears!
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Post by: The Burgomaster on July 28, 2007, 03:16:26 PM
"No, Mr. Bond . . . I expect you to die!"
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Post by: flackbait on July 28, 2007, 03:18:10 PM
OKAY! the deal was you got rid of my acne, which you did. But the other part of the deal.... the real important part was not to change me into an iguana!
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Post by: AnubisVonMojo on July 29, 2007, 05:30:19 PM
"Wow, so, uhm, I guess you outer space guys really do that anal probing thing huh?"
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Post by: Mr. DS on July 30, 2007, 06:53:44 AM
I don't care how dark your sense of humor is, take off that mask and help me move this coffin before we get sued for malpractice you idiot!
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Post by: VenominOhio on July 30, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
"yes i did it!!! the world`s biggest ice cream cone dispenser"
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Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 31, 2007, 01:22:26 AM
The headline should read this:

Patient sexually abused by his veterinarian
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Post by: Goji_girl on July 31, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
Um, you got a little something on your face - man
right here? - alligator man
No, ALL over your face - man
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Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 10:47:50 PM
I told you, I'm a male alligator! Male, already! You're not "sexing" me with that thing or anything else, buddy!
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Post by: Shadow on July 31, 2007, 11:11:27 PM
Early make-up tests for Dr. Curt Connors aka The Lizard in Spider-Man 4 were less than impressive.
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Post by: Flangepart on August 01, 2007, 04:54:19 PM
Call yourself a proctologist!? Well now YOUR ass is MINE,ya creep!
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Post by: asimpson2006 on August 01, 2007, 06:47:50 PM
Umbrella was still working on getting the G-virus to work with alligators.
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Post by: jdlarch on July 24, 2008, 07:28:13 PM
Cedrick was love-stricken! And compared to his last girlfriend this one had less teeth and even more gorgeous eyes!
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Post by: AndyC on July 25, 2008, 12:31:50 PM
"Crikey. This week, we're going to give a crocodile a dental x-ray. There is no reason to do this."
Title: Re: Alligator People
Post by: Saucerman on July 25, 2008, 01:49:52 PM
Anthrocrocoslipophobia: The fear of being chased around a laboratory table, by an alligator person, when the floor has been freshly waxed and you're in socks. 
Title: Re: Alligator People
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 10, 2010, 10:51:42 PM
All around the surgery bench/ the caiman dude chased the doctor...

or

"You said this was just a tanning booth Doctor Byrne, not a gene gun! Oh, you're so gonna get it!"
Title: Re: Alligator People
Post by: Leah on March 10, 2010, 11:59:40 PM
Dude, this will make the girls WET!
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Post by: retrorussell on March 11, 2010, 02:40:57 AM
Quote from: Trekgeezer on July 28, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
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Hey doc; thanks for the surgery!  Now I don't have to brush my teeth anymore; little birds come and clean them for me!
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