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Title: Christmas
Post by: Texdar on July 30, 2007, 06:43:22 AM
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Dammit, I got one of these for my birthday already!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Mr. DS on July 30, 2007, 06:47:18 AM
Oh a mini-John Holmes, how did you know!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: DodgingGrunge on July 30, 2007, 07:05:51 AM
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How tacky!  It's times like this I love being Jewish.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 30, 2007, 09:27:32 AM
Gee honey thanks, if he had a flat head he'd be perfect!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: VenominOhio on July 30, 2007, 07:42:04 PM
" i guess wal-mart really does sell everything"
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 30, 2007, 09:16:55 PM
See honey!  I told you Santa would bypass slavery laws for me!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 30, 2007, 11:01:02 PM
I think we should try to use real dialogue from real movies.  Here's one for this shot from MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE:
"Get me a bucket!  I'm going to throw up!" 
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: BlackAngel75 on July 31, 2007, 12:57:55 AM
Hey, honey.  Your "special" dildo has arrived
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Goji_girl on July 31, 2007, 10:15:59 PM
What's this button do? ... oh my,
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 31, 2007, 10:39:51 PM
I'm never playing "Yankee Santa" EVER again!!!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: asimpson2006 on August 01, 2007, 06:56:22 PM
I always wanted a short person as a servant.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Justy on December 06, 2007, 09:07:27 AM

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
some nude midget for a quick tease.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 03:01:30 PM
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Yeah. That's what most '70s porno was like.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: jdlarch on October 21, 2008, 05:15:00 PM
Dressed Man: Awwww! What a cute widdle mustache on the widdle naked man!
Small Person: Watch it, Jack! You may be lookin' down at me now but when I rip off your legs we'll see eye to eye.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2008, 05:39:50 PM
Detectives catch Mr. Pitch in the act.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: JJ80 on October 23, 2008, 12:52:01 PM
Gee honey, that's just what I've always wanted, my own Phil Trocadero doll!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Nukie 2 on October 26, 2008, 03:08:53 PM
It's great honey! It's going to look so perfect in my home-made goblin mask and burlap sack!
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Cthulhu on October 30, 2008, 06:28:02 AM
This couple just found out the shocking truth about Santa.
Title: Re: Christmas
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
"This is gonna be the most sinful Christmas ever!"
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