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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'm Clint Eastwood!
"This Californian, the first successful cryogenic experiment thought Mr. Schwarzenegger was kidding when he welcomed him back as the Governor of California."
The man's response:
"Yeah right! Who the hell would elect you!?"
"I said help my election, not touch your erection!"
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ARGH! My kidney! You bastard!
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Quite whining, girlie man. You've got a spare.
If you gotta pee, go pee already. I'm not stopping you even if I am governor.
The two were laughing about a misunderstanding at a Compton fund-raiser when the Governor was campaining a couple of years back:
Arnold: So, into my speech, I was saying how the community and I are alike and I broke my name down in two parts. Schawrtz means black in english, and if you change a letter in the 'negger'...
Another Terminator movie? At your age? Hahahaha!
Ted knew hiding his pet ferrets in his pants to surprise the Governator was a bad idea when he remembered it was mating season.
AS: "haha, I just touched your wife's boobyknockers"