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"You can count on Saran ™ for freshness that's easy."
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Sure, it's a little inconvenient, but it's the only thing I've found to help my allergies.
"Do you think I'm taking the safe sex thing too far?"
"I love the smell of polyvinylidene chloride in the morning!"
No, I just do this because I enjoy it in my own little way. Why, what's a "Clonus Horror"?
The Invisible Ghost Halloween costume didn't catch on. Mostly due to all the suffocations.
Sadly,space vampires have zero fashion sence.
Stupid dry cleaners!!!
I guess the whole "plastic bag is not a toy" not only applies to babies and toddlers
When brought in for his first makeup session, Jack was surprised and very uncomfortable when he was taped off for the silver spray-paint.
Poor employment rates lead to a high ratio of bagmen on the planet of the vampires.
"Curse you, Man from Glad! I'll get my revenge!"
Now where do you hook up the vacuume cleaner?
Damn, I just have to get the lead role in "Bagman" now!