Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla4.jpg)
"I still don't hear any screaming. What are the odds of both lobsters being mute?"
Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier. I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter. I have one bad eye remember?
Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!
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The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye. I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...
George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.
I'm calling Maury. That baby looks Mexican to me.
"Yes Helena, I think once we've removed your arms things will go much smoother for both of us..."
"Now all I need is Chiyo and my Azumanga Daioh waxwork collection will be complete!"
And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!
"Oh baby, you too sexy for your shirt! Let me take it off!!
Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.
Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.
Eye-patch: 500 Yen
Rubber Gloves: 1500 Yen
Finding a girl willing to give it a try: Priceless.
OK lean closer....closer...a little closer...now you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...
The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.