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Title: Caption: Santa Sangre (1989)
Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 04, 2007, 01:37:53 AM
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Santa Sangre (1989) - dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Oooh, would you get a load of Linux?  Hot sh!t on a silver platter!  I hate that f**ker.

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Cheer up PC.  Unix is a welfare state.
Title: Re: Caption: Santa Sangre (1989)
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 04, 2007, 02:46:19 AM
Not only had their new all-clown band been officially broken up, but that was also the day that Oscar and Felix both realized they lost that lovin' feelin'... now it's gone... gone... gone.
Title: Re: Caption: Santa Sangre (1989)
Post by: Mr. DS on August 04, 2007, 06:14:46 AM
The show Rock Star sinks to a new low in searching for ideas.
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Post by: The Burgomaster on August 04, 2007, 07:11:46 AM
USA Today:  81 year old Jerry Lewis (left) and co-star Tim Conway (right) take a break on the set of Jerry's newest movie, KEEP 'EM LAUGHING.  Lewis plays a lonely circus performer who has a series of wacky misadventures involving jewel thieves.  In an interview, Lewis  explained, "I wanted to do something unique.  Something I had never done before.  Then I got the idea for KEEP 'EM LAUGHING . . ."
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Post by: Mr. DS on August 04, 2007, 07:14:08 AM
Insane Clown Posse announces their 50 year renuion tour. 
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Post by: Dennis on August 04, 2007, 09:09:33 AM
I really hate going on after the elephant act.
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Post by: Susan on August 04, 2007, 10:49:45 PM
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Siegfried and Roy: 2039.
Somehow the show has lost it's luster after roy insisted on using domesticated siamese cats in th show for the past 18 years.
Title: Re: Caption: Santa Sangre (1989)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 09:48:55 PM
Early morning in the makeup room for The View.



The White Stripes began to wonder if they had lost a little too late.
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Post by: jdlarch on July 24, 2008, 09:03:32 PM
Right Clown - Mornin' Ralph.
Left Clown - Mornin' Sam.
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Post by: Saucerman on July 25, 2008, 04:28:44 PM
"I wish they'd install some dividers between these toilets."
Title: Re: Caption: Santa Sangre (1989)
Post by: AndyC on July 25, 2008, 05:37:46 PM
"When you've been working in the same crappy carnival for 40 years, then you can tell us what's not funny. Now go get us a pack of smokes, ya little sh!t."
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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 25, 2008, 05:52:27 PM
Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon join the circus...