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Brainy Smurf's intervention didn't go as well as planned.
Because he had eaten all of the special "Smurf brownies" (in which the Smurfs' entire season's harvest of "Smurf Leaf" had been used), it would be a very dark few months following his mysterious disappearance...
Archaeological evidence suggests primitive ancestors to the Smurfs were tetrapodal, ground dwelling scavengers. It is believed that some three million years ago, "The Smurfy Link", a direct ancestor to present day Smurfs, stood on two legs, not four.
Woah man, this grass is like so soft, it feels like I am in the ocean.
while the smurfs do girly pushups, Brainy can`t even do 1
"No thank you! I've had my fill of sodomy for today."
No prizes for correctly guessing Brainy was a "bottom".
Brainy Smurfs method of "Digging for truffels" disgusted the other no end.
Papa Smurf, can I smoke all this grass?
Why the long face? Why can't we just set aside our differences and enjoy this grass?
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A scene from a Smurfitch match in the upcoming movie Brainy Potter and the Prisoner of Gargistan
Brainy: Okay, okay. I thought my glasses were blurry so I got dizzy and fell down, but I just found out everything is blurry; this is a low-resolution image we're in. Therefore I am not dizzy and can go ahead and stand up!
*rustle*...*rustle rustle*...
Brainy: Nope, I can't stand up. This is a low-resolution still image! (Then how am I talking?) *sigh*
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The other Smurfs got really disappointed when they found out that Brainy had taken valium instead of Viagra. A whole day of planning an orgy, wasted.
Oh great, Brainey got loaded drinking all that Smurf Juice!
Brainy suffers brain damage from being bounced out of town one too many times. However, he still hasn't won any sympathy.
Papa Smurf: "Damn it! Stop showing off with your newfangle c**k push-ups!"
The other smurfs are disgusted to find Brainy having his way with a woodchuck hole.
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Brainey's aphrodisiac had some unexpected and rather unpleasant side effects.
Oh man, I have no idea where I am anymore.
Goddammit Brainy! We were trying to make a pyramid here!
Bernardo Bertolucci's smurf remake of "Novecento" quickly joined the list of NC-17 cartoons.
Quote from: sprite75 on September 06, 2008, 08:06:40 PM
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Brainy eagerly awaits being the recipient of a Smurfkkake.
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM
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Brainy readies himself for his first foray into glasses-fetish porn.