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Title: She says
Post by: Dennis on August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM
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We're about to attack Godzilla and this joker is ordering take out.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: flackbait on August 04, 2007, 12:55:31 PM
Girl: Daddy I want pepperoni and anchovies! Please! Please! Please!
Guy on phone: For the last time I'm calling for an airstrike, not pizza!.... and besides, I hate anchovies.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Shadow on August 04, 2007, 02:09:38 PM
"Sheesh, you have to take your finger off the button before you can receive a reply!"
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Post by: DodgingGrunge on August 04, 2007, 02:24:41 PM
Quote from: Woman
Excuse me?!?!  What do you mean my hair is too big for a helmet?!?
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Post by: asimpson2006 on August 04, 2007, 03:22:10 PM
I think were gonna need a bigger helmet.
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Post by: Mr. DS on August 04, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
(music in the background)

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong!
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Post by: VenominOhio on August 04, 2007, 09:19:26 PM
wow, thats a big cell phone, i bet they get smaller and smaller in the future.
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Post by: CheezeFlixz on August 04, 2007, 09:21:13 PM
Girl: Mmmmmm ooh what a BIG hand set and you keep it sooooo clean too.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Shadow on August 04, 2007, 10:32:21 PM
"Don't mind all those guys standing behind me...they're just my network."
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Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 05, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
The Japanese remake of the M*A*S*H sitcom lost something in translation.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: sideorderofninjas on August 05, 2007, 10:56:09 PM
The girl was the only one who wasn't amazed by the size of Godzilla's grapefruits. 
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2007, 04:34:50 PM
Well, dear. Your boyfriend was a paratrooper. Anybody bring a sponge?
Title: Re: She says
Post by: BTM on August 07, 2007, 04:30:15 PM

"Alright, this is an emergency, we need an air strike at-what?  No, I DON'T want to change my long distance company!  Get off the %#^ing radio!"

Title: Re: She says
Post by: Andrew on August 07, 2007, 04:40:36 PM
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We are going to start Operation Kaiju Prostate Check in a few moments.  Wish me luck.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Goji_girl on August 07, 2007, 04:47:36 PM
Sir! A giant rat is attacking Japan!... No, I'm not kidding
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Dennis on August 08, 2007, 08:22:13 AM
Would John Wayne wear white gloves? I don't think so.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Flangepart on August 08, 2007, 04:33:20 PM
Well, the good news, we brought down Rodan. The bad news...he landed on our condo.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: akiratubo on August 08, 2007, 09:30:20 PM
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"Only the old guy is even looking in my general direction!  What do I have to do to attract a decent man around here?"
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Dennis on August 11, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Tell Gamera the judges decided he's too big to be on Ninja Warrior.
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Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 16, 2007, 01:40:12 AM
HQ, we're gonna need a bigger pooper scooper.
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Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 29, 2007, 11:35:29 AM
Will you hang up already?  I'm running out of minutes!
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Post by: jdlarch on September 08, 2007, 12:18:42 AM
God, I hope he's not trying to impress me with his technology. Look at that HUGE cell phone! It's so gauche! What crappy mall did he buy that in?! Gag me, totally!..................Well...he does have a sexy ear.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Goji_girl on September 08, 2007, 02:46:11 PM
No you hang up... No you hang up... No you hang up...
Title: Re: She says
Post by: Justy on December 26, 2007, 12:00:41 PM

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OK guys, you have all my Christmas returns with the receipts.
When you're done at the service desk call me.
I'll be buying up all the after Christmas markdowns.
Title: Re: She says
Post by: paula on October 12, 2009, 12:09:28 AM
Quote from: Dennis on August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM
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Um, can I use the phone at SOME point??
Title: Re: She says
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 12:56:16 AM
 Yes Godzilla is drunk again. He just puked on Mothra!
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