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I'm not going to lie, this is exactly what it looks like.
Just thought I'd take Rover for a walk.
"Yes, I used my special rod to reel this one in."
Well Doctor I was standing on the side of the boat, taking a leak and I guess flipper here thought it was a worm.
"Fish? What fish? Taint no fish here."
Behold, the mighty icthyawhore.
"I figured since I'm used to that fishy smell, why not try the real thing?"
The inspiration for Mark Twain's ribald "Whopping Cod" doggerel.
The genie gave Steve his wish, "big enough to slap someone with it" but decide to play a cruel trick in doing so.
"Well, they told me this might happen, but I didn't believe them."
Girls tell me too that I also have a nice bAss.
The Icelandic sucker fish knows no bounds.
Yet another attempt by DC to retcon Aquaman into a cool character dies a lame death.
I couldn't find any mermaids, so I chose the next best thing
Don't knock it til you try it.
If you can keep the sucker alive until you reach international waters....well, there ain't no laws against this out here!
I think instead of worms I'll just dip this in the water from now on. Their bites don't hurt that bad, after all.
Hello everyone, I'm Troy McClure, the one true bASS Master...
"Next time just go off the side of the boat, Grandpa. We gotta eat that later."
Quote from: flackbait on August 05, 2007, 04:24:30 PM
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The fish was delighted to learn that this new breed of worm had a cream filling.
Quote from: retrorussell on November 28, 2009, 05:51:17 AM
Quote from: flackbait on August 05, 2007, 04:24:30 PM
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"YEAH, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!"