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From my review of Baytwach's The Tower;

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bwtower6.jpg)

"Ok the tower is blown, we can stop running in slow motion now..."

C.J.'s latest implants could no longer withstand the pressure.

Previously on Baywatch, a seal eats twenty boxes of Alka-Seltzer.

"Oh my god!  It's Pamela's career since Barbwire!  Hit the deck!"

It's true . . . intestinal gas really is methane!

"So that`s wher eI left all the fireworks for the 4th of July beach party, C.J. did you have to take up smoking?"

She's going to blow! Run in slow mo! Run in slow mo!

The Hoff and Co. proved early on what the real appeal of the show was when they blew up the writers' room with the entire staff inside. No one ever noticed they were gone, and the writers' salary budget went to better use for double side boobie tape and cheap vodka to keep Hasselhoff too drunk to suggest way to work his "music" into the show even more.

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

K.I.T.T. fired a missile at the tower when it found out what Hoff's been doing on the side

Quote from: Goji_girl on August 13, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

Karma for that. 

Boobies, boom-booms and bouncing. What made American TV great.

The Hoff:  "Yup, the view is equally spectacular from this end as well."

Terrorists - enraged by all the "fun" men in America get and the lack of it in the Middle East - set upon the last great icon of Californican civilization.







(The Hoff is one lucky dog in this pic)

Hoff: "Do these little black slippers make me look funny when I run?"