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Let's see ... Bacon, Ham & Leek Quiche ... Crustless Crab Quiche ... Covered Shrimp Quiche ... Fiddlehead Quiche ... Ham and Broccoli Quiche ... ah, here it is ... Quiche Lorraine!
Another reason to avoid reading the "Necro Nomicon". BAD HAIR CENTURYS.
Wilbur Whatley finally found what he had searched for all those years in the NECRONOMICON . . .
Abdu Alhazred's secret chocolate chip cookie recipe!
WHAT! I've read seven of these books and all that happens in the end is Harry Potter has a love child with Hermione Granger in the epilogue?
Damn! Even this book can't help me conjure a better hairstyle.
Sam, Ziggy!!! Why am in the 70s with such an awful perm?
It says here I have this same perm and porn 'stache in 1984! Damn this accursed book!
Now where does it say that I look like John Holmes
Yolanda baby! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
I'll be damned--I've been removed from the Who's Who list of Promising Actors . . .
OK, signet pinkie ring, seersucker suit (no wait, this is wool...oh well it's the 70's...at least it's not polyester), cool Donald Sutherland hair (70's again...*sigh*), sitting in a college library reading. OOOH, I can't wait until she comes in and sees how smart I am!!