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Sadly Fullmetal Jacket: the musical lacked something from the film
Your hands will protect your groin if someone shoots you with a gun.
The men at bootcamp learned the hard way not to share hookers.
The men of Fighting Michael Jackson Squad would soon undergo their toughest training learning to moonwalk under enemy fire...
No one in the troop (including the drill sargeant) wanted to admit they had to go number one before they started the march.
Everyone now knew just how much of a ball-buster the major truly was
...groan :lookingup:
Someone put itching powder in their shorts...
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Next time on "Mail Call:" Oingo Boingo goes to boot camp.
None of them realized that if they would stop squeezing the pain would subside . . . .
Who put Atomic Heat Balm in my athletic supporter? I'll keep you morons up all night doing this if I have to!
Got Crabs?
Liza Jane's sister strikes again.
I still like the line:
This is my weapon, this in my gun / This is for fighting, this is for fun.
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Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" there was "Either Way, Boy, Your Balls Are Mine!"
When the Drill Sergeant mentioned kick ball for P.T., everyone reacted instinctively.
Well done men! Now if you ever go to prison you will need to change the position of your hand to the rear! And if you're ever in San Francisco don't bring your weapon, you'll need both hands free!
Quote from: Inyarear on August 16, 2007, 01:57:34 AM
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The men rose at 0600 hours and exercised to AC/DC's "Big Balls".