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What if the son of God returned to earth as a meat-munching member of the living dead?
He'd cure your daughter's bout with IBS, for starters.
http://www.thefilmfiend.com/2007/08/jesus-h-zombie.html (http://www.thefilmfiend.com/2007/08/jesus-h-zombie.html)