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Dodger suddenly realized that the aluminum foil was keeping him fresh, but to what end?
"Of course the kids at school will like it...all the kids are wearing them these days..."
"I dunno, Dad."
"I sewed it; you're gonna wear it!!!"
At this point in the movie, both of the actors realize that their careers just went down the drain.
Community theatre and child slavery do not mix, as young Charlie learned the hard way.
Somehow, Mr. Wilson using Dennis the Menace as his ventriloquest dummy
resulted in Wilson's arrest after Dennis revealed where Wilson had placed his hand..
People were beginning to wonder about Mr. Johnson's preteen Chippendale dance class.
And then they said, "We're The Aristocrats!"
"See I told ya Dodger, people will see the wife beater underneath and think nothing but manliness when they see you."
In an alternate universe, a young and already white Michael Jackson molests adults! Weird!
While rehersing with his father the song Jitterbug, Little Johnny could not help but think about that cute high school football player across the street.
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"In the spring, we'd make meat helmets."
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NAMBLA: The Musical
Intoducing the latest card: Pedo-Kyle
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"Say Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"
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"At first it was fun to dress like this, cause it always made my retard uncle p**s his pants, but now I'm starting to feel guilty...in ways I can't explain."
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Jimmy have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
"He's gonna grow up to be a regular Liberace, aren't you son?"
"Yeah...sure dad."
Uncle Dad didn't know his singing was off key. And after last night, nephew son wasn't about to tell him. He just wanted to look pretty.
Some day he'll be a real boy. Until then he'll be a Vegas showgirl.
"This is my nephew, the fagula. Oy vey! The little pisher dresses just like a nafke, all farpitzed to go out looking for a shvantz! Haha! Just look at that farkakte jacket and the meshugeh bowtie. What a putz! Look at him. He hates when I go on like this. Haha. Well, gai tren zich, you little nebbish!"