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Gee dad, mom says I'm old enough now, so you're gonna give me that talk about the Rodans and Mothras, okay ?
Amazing but true Sci-Fi fact #3986756783483483: Minya's Origin
Right before being bombarded with Gamma Rays from space, comic book character Ben Grimm ate the Pillsbury Dough Guy. After becoming the rock-skinned "Thing," Ben had a huge bowel movement, resulting in Minya.
It seems as if Godzilla raped King Kong and three days later ate a lot of Mexican food. Then took a really big bad crap resulting Minya.
"Don't lie to me, mum, I look like CRAP!"
"Cooooookies!"
Quote from: DENNIS on August 15, 2007, 08:25:33 AM
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NONE OF THESE TREES ARE BIG ENOUGH TO WIPE WITH!
Minya: Mom, tell the truth, do I have a pimple on my face?
Mom: That pimple IS your face.
The Pillsbury Doughboy should never have had children.
"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on August 18, 2007, 10:25:57 PM
"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
That had me laughing so hard that I choked on my soda. Karma.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"
Cut! Thank you for auditioning we'll keep you on file. Please don't call.
Gary Coleman auditions for Ghoulies 20 years too late...