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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Texdar on August 19, 2007, 06:26:13 PM

Title: Drac and Frank
Post by: Texdar on August 19, 2007, 06:26:13 PM
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I can't...help...myself......must....pinch.....those....cheeks!
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on August 19, 2007, 06:51:04 PM
Yes! Yes! My lifesize Herman Munster statue has finally arrived! He shall be the keystone from which my Munsters museum will grow!
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Andrew on August 19, 2007, 07:35:42 PM
"Righty=tighty and lefty=loosy, right?"
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 19, 2007, 10:22:38 PM
Was this how your father touched you, Frankie? 
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Gerry on August 20, 2007, 10:47:31 AM
I had a headache "this big."
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Mr. DS on August 20, 2007, 11:14:58 AM
Dammit...the love doll company sent me the wrong item, now how the hell am I supposed to return this?
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: indianasmith on August 20, 2007, 07:47:51 PM
NOW . . . .  you will reveal to me the location of Fay Wray's dressing room . . ."

(Sorry . . . that was weak!)
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Inyarear on August 20, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
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"Still, there is nothing! This always worked for Spock..."
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 20, 2007, 10:10:35 PM
But the ad said the head would be this big! Ripped off again!
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: BlackAngel75 on August 21, 2007, 12:25:34 AM
Oops, I opened the wrong box.   Now, where's the box Joan Rivers is usually kept in?
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 28, 2007, 12:41:56 AM
After his decision to to live more a more healthy life style, Drac started reading the ingredient labels on his snacks more carefully.

Drac:  DAMMIT.  Contains MSG!
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: dean on August 28, 2007, 06:58:57 AM
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"And now to re-enact the famous kiss scene in Spiderman 1, FRANKIE AND DRAC!!!"
Title: Re: Drac and Frank
Post by: jdlarch on September 14, 2008, 06:35:45 PM
Grandpa: Herman, wake up! Eddie and Marilyn snuck out to a rave and Lily's with another monster!
Herman: Oh, leave me alone Grandpa, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Grandpa: Oh! I could just kill you! ........ Then bring you back to life! But you wouldn't learn anything from it; you've already been through that.

*Canned small audience laughter*
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