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Ok, we don't have any pets, so I really would like to know who peed on the carpet?
(guy pointing): That is most certainly not a handicap spot, please move your wheelchair immediately.
Bela: Dammit! How did I get in the red-herring butler role again!
I vill find out who the killer is! Put your feet in -1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4-
Quote from: Texdar on August 20, 2007, 11:17:18 AM
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There was a split second of silence, followed by the sickening thunk of skulls colliding as they all went for the quarter at once . . . .
Dave managed to get almost everyone with the old "Are you afraid of heights? Your zipper is" gag.
What's that? Ha! Made you look!
You clean that up. No, you clean that up. No, you clean that up...
...You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about...
Man in grey: Our first clue is this cheap knock-off persian rug. What would something so tawdry be doing in a nice house like this?
Woman, indignantly: I beg your pardon! This is my house, and that's my rug...I could just kill you!
Man in grey: Aha! This woman has a quick temper and a propensity for violence. This case is solved! There is your murderer!
Bela: But there's been no murder. We're all here to discuss thumb tack futures and stock options.
Man in grey: Aha! Then why is there a dead body in that wheelchair? And why are you drawing our attention away from it? Hm? Perhaps you are our murderer, sir!
Bela: That's Cedric, and he has narcolepsy...
Man in grey: Oh......well I knew that. Oh, look at the time....