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Montag: So far so good...as long as he doesn't do a body cavity search, he'll never find where I hid that copy of the Complete Works of Shakespeare.
See this is nice. If only we had some marshmellows.
Although books provide a good source of heat, nothing beats propane.
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!
:hot:I got the smoker goin',now for the spare ribs and BBQ sauce!
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 21, 2007, 07:07:35 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!
I liked the Resident Evil novels.
Well, that's enough of those Darwin books
Screw firewood! We can just heat the place with these OJ books all winter!
Screw the fire! I'm using the microwave to make smores!
Quote from: asimpson2006 on August 24, 2007, 05:11:25 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 21, 2007, 07:07:35 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!
I liked the Resident Evil novels.
Yeah, I don't have anything against them necessarily. I'm just equal opportunity when it comes to such jokes. I even make fun of bands/books/movies I like.
I guess we can call these cook books...get it? Cook books...eh heh heh...um...sigh...ok I'll finish up here.
See? This open-air fireplace will provide ambiance as well as indirect lighting - much better than track lights..HA HA! Do you like throw-pillows?
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 05, 2007, 09:40:55 PM
I guess we can call these cook books...get it? Cook books...eh heh heh...um...sigh...ok I'll finish up here.
BWAHAHAHA! :cheers:
See? No need for foreign oil. With the complete works of Stephen King and Elmore Leonard we could warm the whole continent.
Quote from: Gerry on August 21, 2007, 09:43:20 AM
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"They don't call these potboilers for nothing"
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 26, 2007, 11:16:46 PM
Quote from: asimpson2006 on August 24, 2007, 05:11:25 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 21, 2007, 07:07:35 PM
I knew I'd find a use for the Resident Evil novels!
I liked the Resident Evil novels.
Yeah, I don't have anything against them necessarily. I'm just equal opportunity when it comes to such jokes. I even make fun of bands/books/movies I like.
Well that is my fault for thinking you had something against them.
"Now that we've destroyed the last copy of Phantom Menace scripts without Jar-JAr, Liucas will have to put him into the movie..... Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwa-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha-hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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Ya see, Monty, I told you how exciting working for the Kansas Department of Education would be!
"Um yeah, I would light 'em up, but seeing as how there's no instruction manual, I don't know how to turn this thing on."