Zombies all around
Can he get the girl AND live?
Mower does not fail
My first poem of any type, , ever..
Karma for you for entering the world of bad (movie) haiku! You picked a great movie to start with also.
Here are some more:
Rat-monkey infects.
Father McGruder inspires:
"Kick ass for the Lord!"
Zombies procreate
Baby loves mischievous fun
But dies in blender
Paquita's dog gone
His mother barfs up a tail
A son frets alone
lots of blood and guts
peter jackson is pretty great
lawnmowers kill fast
This is called Braindead where I live.
Quote from: doggett on December 17, 2008, 08:14:40 AM
This is called Braindead where I live.
You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: ghouck on August 25, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
Quote from: doggett on December 17, 2008, 08:14:40 AM
This is called Braindead where I live.
You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:
Yep.
:cheers:
:teddyr:
Quote from: Doggett on August 25, 2009, 12:53:47 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 25, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
Quote from: doggett on December 17, 2008, 08:14:40 AM
This is called Braindead where I live.
You suck at making Haiku .. . :bouncegiggle:
Yep.
:cheers:
:teddyr:
The film "Dead Alive"
is also known as Braindead.
There, it's a haiku.
A sweet love story.
For their second date they make
Lawnmower frappés.
In a zombie film of yore
Was a 'Zealander with a mower.
He shredded the undead,
Painting his mansion red
And with a Latina he did score.
Have lunch with ear pudding
Avoid being blackmailed
End up with the girl
Leaping kung fu priest
so you kick ass for the lord?
no more touching kids!
We are linked by fate
I saw it in the pencils
your mother ate my dog!