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Movies => Bad Movies => B-Movie Haikus & Poems => Topic started by: indianasmith on August 26, 2007, 02:34:57 PM

Title: PHANTASM haiku
Post by: indianasmith on August 26, 2007, 02:34:57 PM
A hearse is  a hearse
Unless it carries a curse
Tall Man drives alone.
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Post by: AndyC on March 20, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
Creepy mortician
Making dead people shorter
Beware of the ball
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Post by: cudaboy72 on April 04, 2008, 05:36:51 PM
Its nice to see people who know really good movies, I have them all and even the cuda die cast. Tall Man rules, Phantasm 4 life............ :cheers:
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Post by: William Weird on November 07, 2008, 01:17:09 PM
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
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Post by: BruceCampbell16 on January 26, 2009, 01:24:35 AM
Ahh, Phantasm. My favorite movie. Saw a screening with all the actors a few months ago!

Your breath becomes cold
The Lady in Lavender
Shows you your maker
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Post by: GilbyFromMagoombo on February 09, 2009, 09:52:26 PM
Floating Silver Ball
Comes Flying Quickly, Like Dart...
A Hole In Your Head.
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Post by: Wag on March 02, 2009, 02:54:04 PM
Tall Man gives life to
Dwarf slaves to work in dessert.
Who saw that coming?
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Post by: metalmonster on March 24, 2009, 12:08:46 PM
Tall Man's Shiny Balls
Will Make You As Dead As Sh*t
There Is No Escape
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