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Title: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: DistantJ on August 27, 2007, 08:37:56 AM
So there's a review of the awesome manga film on the site, but have any of you seen the live action movie? What a JOKE! It really is extremely bad. The fights are unintentional comedy genius and the dialogue is even better.

Got it was... Just really, really stupid!
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: IzzyDedjet on August 27, 2007, 08:45:48 PM
 :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:The fact that anything but enshrinement was done to this movie is a travesty, blasphemy and bordering on treason.
C'mon, as an anime, FOTN was perfection.  To make it real is actually a worse idea that The Guyver.  And we all know how bad THAT was
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: daveblackeye15 on August 28, 2007, 12:18:19 AM
I like the Guyver since it was 'so bad it's good'. Plus I saw it first before the anime and so I go easy on it. But yes the life action FotNS is terrible. Though I liked the guy they got for Shin and the first action scene with Kenshiro was very much like the original souce in spirit. But after that they made it like a crappy kung fu movie.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: DistantJ on August 28, 2007, 05:26:25 AM
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?subaction=showfull&id=1176395101&archive=&start_from=&ucat=8&
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Neville on August 29, 2007, 10:16:25 AM
Saw it on DVD. My God, what a waste of B-movie talent.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 12, 2007, 03:46:30 AM
I just caught this on DVD. What a riot! Thank God for the fast forward button, that's all I can say.

Just some random remarks

If ever there is an 'evil smirking competition', the guy playing Shin is sure to make the finals

Fighting techniques that look cool in animation, are plain silly in live action. The movie contains some of the least convincing fight scenes since Adam West hung up his costume

The comic relief is so irritating that even the director can take no more and kills him off after an hour

Malcolm MacDowell has been playing the same character since 1997
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: WyreWizard on December 12, 2007, 09:00:54 AM
I have only seen the anime rendition of Fist of the North Star.  I have seen very little of the live action flick.  The pic I have displayed shows a scene from the anime.  The animators of FOTNS really overdid it with this scene.  Something like this is not possible.  I mean, a Nuclear explosion impaling a building with a cargo ship?  That is beyond unrealistic.  Why?  For one, the ship would be shattered by the explosion before being propelled such a great distance.  For another, can you imagine the weight of that ship?  The building wasn't designed to support such weight.  So even if a ship by some unlikely chance were thrown into that building, it would collapse from the sheer weight of the ship and the compromise to its structure.  It would fall like a deck of cards.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Torgo on December 12, 2007, 04:02:13 PM
The god awful but so bad it's great live action Fist of the North Star makes a fantastic double bill with The Story of Ricky BTW.   :thumbup: 
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: DistantJ on December 13, 2007, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: WyreWizard on December 12, 2007, 09:00:54 AM
The pic I have displayed shows a scene from the anime.  The animators of FOTNS really overdid it with this scene.  Something like this is not possible.  I mean, a Nuclear explosion impaling a building with a cargo ship?  That is beyond unrealistic.  Why?  For one, the ship would be shattered by the explosion before being propelled such a great distance.  For another, can you imagine the weight of that ship?  The building wasn't designed to support such weight.  So even if a ship by some unlikely chance were thrown into that building, it would collapse from the sheer weight of the ship and the compromise to its structure.  It would fall like a deck of cards.

But a man punching people WOULD make their heads explode.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: KYGOTC on December 13, 2007, 12:33:52 PM
I wonder if I can find a copy of this on Amazon or Netflix....
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 14, 2007, 09:14:41 AM
Quote from: DistantJ on December 13, 2007, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: WyreWizard on December 12, 2007, 09:00:54 AM
The pic I have displayed shows a scene from the anime.  The animators of FOTNS really overdid it with this scene.  Something like this is not possible.  I mean, a Nuclear explosion impaling a building with a cargo ship?  That is beyond unrealistic.  Why?  For one, the ship would be shattered by the explosion before being propelled such a great distance.  For another, can you imagine the weight of that ship?  The building wasn't designed to support such weight.  So even if a ship by some unlikely chance were thrown into that building, it would collapse from the sheer weight of the ship and the compromise to its structure.  It would fall like a deck of cards.

But a man punching people WOULD make their heads explode.

Not to mention blows with delayed action!

I'll have to check the DVD (but I am reluctant to ever take it out of the box again), but I think that somewhere in the opening scenes of devastation in the live action, there is a ship stuck in an improbable position.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Bonehead-XL on December 17, 2007, 01:14:28 AM
I think to call the original "Fist of the North Star" anime perfection might be a bit of an overstatement. I mean, its fun but also sort of, you know... Stupid.

As for the live action verison, I haven't seen it yet, but know I think I have to.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: MST3KFan on December 17, 2007, 04:33:51 PM
What's really funny is how they have American/Cauasian actors in the live action movie playing Asian characters and even still have their ASIAN names. LOL Anime is one of those things that should not be made into live action. It's scary how Hollywood has thought of doing some in the past that have thankfully been stopped in development hell, yet there are others like this movie we're discussing that have been made. Ugh.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Neville on December 17, 2007, 04:46:38 PM
Well, I heard there's a "Dragon Ball" live action film in WIP. I wonder if yhe people who greenlit it knew about this one.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Bonehead-XL on December 17, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
Quote from: Neville on December 17, 2007, 04:46:38 PM
Well, I heard there's a "Dragon Ball" live action film in WIP. I wonder if yhe people who greenlit it knew about this one.

Yep, James Wong, who also directed "The One" and co-wrote the "Final Destination" movies, is directing. James Marster, Spike from "Buffy," is starring.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 18, 2007, 04:41:52 AM
Well, as James Marsters will be playing Piccolo, he'll be green, so that's allright.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: daveblackeye15 on December 21, 2007, 11:58:51 PM
I fear for the American DBZ movie yet I'm excited also becuase I kind of want to see how badly they're going to screw it up.

And I like the animated Fist movie, yeah I know the ship shouldn't be through that sky scrapper but it's neat imagery.
Title: Re: Fist of the North Star LIVE ACTION
Post by: DistantJ on December 22, 2007, 07:01:33 PM
QuoteI'll have to check the DVD (but I am reluctant to ever take it out of the box again), but I think that somewhere in the opening scenes of devastation in the live action, there is a ship stuck in an improbable position.
Hm, I don't remember that. I remember it never having any wide shots and any view of anything outside of this small street, therefore no implication of a post apocalyptic world at all, it just felt like some kind of post apocalyptic... street. Because of naff claustrophobic closeup shots.