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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: trekgeezer on August 28, 2007, 02:28:01 PM

Title: Clint and Clyde
Post by: trekgeezer on August 28, 2007, 02:28:01 PM
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Damn, the girls do all look better at closing time!
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Gerry on August 28, 2007, 03:13:31 PM
Clint: "Hey, weren't you in KONGA?  Is Michael Gough that evil in real life?"
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Texdar on August 28, 2007, 04:23:16 PM
In the 70's, hairy girls were the in thing.
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Archangelion on August 28, 2007, 10:21:19 PM
Waiting for the roofies to kick in.
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 29, 2007, 01:16:53 AM
This is great!  I drink and she gets ugly, and before I started she was f***ing hideous!
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Mr. DS on August 29, 2007, 11:17:12 AM
Unknown to the audience, Clyde was drinking to make Clint look better. 
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 29, 2007, 11:39:06 PM
The bartender is smiling because Clyde is the better tipper.....
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: jdlarch on September 07, 2007, 11:54:38 PM
Bartender: No really, which one of you "did it" with Jane Goodall?
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Flangepart on September 10, 2007, 05:12:11 PM
Little did the Dean know, but the Librarian of Unseen University hopped dimentions to star in his own moveing pictures.
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: sideorderofninjas on September 10, 2007, 10:18:00 PM
OK, one more banana daquiri for last call. 
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:59:41 AM
I know you said the whiskey would put hair on his chest but,.... damn!
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: AndyC on September 12, 2007, 06:34:00 PM
A cowboy and an ape walk into a bar. The bartender says "cool pet, where'd you get that?" And the ape says "Texas."
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Inyarear on September 17, 2007, 01:21:42 AM
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♫Sometimes you want to go♫
♫Where everybody knows your name,♫
♫And they're always glad you came.♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where you can see♫
♫Our troubles are all the same;♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where everybody knows your name...♫
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: wired on September 17, 2007, 10:34:35 PM
this here is bob, the latest success story of dr snake's rograine hair tonic solution.notice how you cant even see the receding hairline ?
Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: Justy on December 30, 2007, 05:31:20 PM
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What! Five Bucks for a cheap bottle of Michelob! Right-turn Clyde...

Title: Re: Clint and Clyde
Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 04:25:23 AM
Quote from: Justy on December 30, 2007, 05:31:20 PM
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Clint: Hey, good lookin'!  What's your story?
Ape: I just ate my own s**t!  What about you?
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