(http://crushi.com/pics_customer/fat_elvis.jpg)
Unknown to everyone Elvis still lived on as fat impersonater of himself.
"I'm in love -ooh- I'm all puffed up!"
Ah'm a chunka chunka burnin love.
Are you hungryyyyy tonight?
Are you dinner tonight?
You aint-a nothin' but a hot dog
We can't go on together/with these suspisious fries.
As the bacon fries
On a cold and gray chicago mornin'
A poor little Elvis child gets fat
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
And his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its a son that weighs as much as a gelded steed
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
Quote from: flackbait on August 30, 2007, 01:17:46 PM
(http://crushi.com/pics_customer/fat_elvis.jpg)
Lord almighty, I feel my cholesterol risin'!
~or~
A fan asked Elvis to stab himself to see if he would pop. Moments later, the world was flooded with peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
We've used state-of-the-art software to age this picture of Elvis, to show how he might have looked in later years.
"I Got A Feelin' In My Booby"