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"These new tissues are wonderful...soaked with mucus and it still won't tear."
Her thinking: I hate it when he does that with my underwear.
"Just wait until you see what I can pull out the other end!"
Make this the last time you buy industrial sized dental floss.
Before he hurled, the I-Man relised he never should have ordered the "Schnauser Suprise"
The human reaction to: "Frau Bleuher" *thunder roll and horse whinny*
"Sir, the airline called and said that a cart of warm towels was missing off your flight. What should I tell them?"
When I sneeze we'll see if it's really the quicker picker upper!
The surgery went well, but the dinner party was in very poor taste...
...and if you fold the tissue paper over the comb and hum through it - voila! Your own homemade harmonica!
This is the perfect picture for the invisible man.