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Title: Heston haiku
Post by: Fishasaurus on September 06, 2007, 03:52:34 PM

"You damned dirty apes!
Take your stinking paws off me!"
The Heston is ticked.

-- Sildenafil

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Post by: Gerry on September 07, 2007, 10:23:16 AM

Statue of Liberty
Towers Broken in the Sand
Heston falls to knees.

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Post by: Mr. DS on September 08, 2007, 08:26:33 AM

Zaius and Taylor
Their battle is just background
For Nova's hot bod

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Post by: the ghoul on December 05, 2007, 12:40:58 AM

Re-animated
My corpse reaches for your throat
Feel my cold dead hands

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Post by: JaseSF on December 28, 2007, 02:19:41 PM

Last Man on the Earth
Matthius and mutants stalk
Nights to kill Neville

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Post by: AndyC on March 20, 2008, 02:47:20 PM

Crazy gorilla
Spraying me with a firehose
This is a madhouse

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Post by: alandhopewell on August 20, 2011, 12:51:54 PM

It's OMEGA MAN
Heston, chewing scenery
Brynner, we need you.

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