At supper tonight on the beach in ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY, I asked the group of friends: "What are the World's greatest oxymorons?" One smartass suggested: "Bobby Sherman's Greatest Hits!" :bouncegiggle:
My suggestions were:
ARMY INTELLIGENCE
ENGLISH CUISINE
LESBIAN HUMOR...
What are some of the WORLD's other GREATEST OXYMORONS ???
Microsoft Works
Reality TV
Chinese Civil Rights
Honorable Politician
To name some of 100's
Tax Return
Jumbo Shrimp
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Fine Mess
Virtual Reality
Act Naturally
balding hair
Government Organization
Alone Together
Work Party
ironwood
Living Dead
Same Difference
Plastic Glass
Peace Force
and my all time fav ...
Happily married
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on September 13, 2007, 11:51:41 PM
Microsoft Works
Reality TV
:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Political party
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It's a bad attempt, but it IS an oxy moron...of sorts
white chocolate
fun fact
cheap gas? lol
FAIR TAX
feeling logical
Here's one I keep seeing on banners around here :
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