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"Hey, you're right! It's Star Wars and Star Trek and Alien all in one movie!"
I found this at a garage sale,
or
How much do you think I can get this for off ebay?
Welcome to another edition of Goth Masterpiece Theater...
Sadly Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Versus the Rabbit Alien tanked in the ratings.
new from U-Ktell !!! The ace-o-matic 8-ball diviniation kit , for the first customers , we will include your very own necromancer inflatable latex demon head , with its very own flanger voice replay of key lines from exorcist.CAN YOU say LINDA blair? act NOW ..(sorry no cod, we would get caught that way.)
Once I could play a starship captain, or a police officier, or a high powered lawyer, now I'm playing with a dead goat.
My life sucks.
"Alpha to Moxie, Moxie come in..."
"Alpha, this is Moxie, goat head..."
"Don't you mean 'go ahead?'"
"Alpha, this is Moxie, I didn't copy that...please repeat. Goat head..."
*SIGH!*
"Oh crap, I sneezed with my eyes open again. Could somebody check the ground here in front of me?"
Look what you've DONE, you've....pitted us against each other LIKE...ANIMALS
Don't...you...know................what it is to, LOVE?