Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...
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The Betty Crocker box actually called for "one cup of lemon cream," not "one blood-curdling scream."
as if the fridge wasn't enough...now I gotta know if the light goes off when I close the oven door. ARGH!!
BAKE YOU DAMN COOKIES.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Jessica Alba plays a young Martha Stewart in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Fallen Souffles.
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FLAME ON!, whoops wrong character.
WHERES THE DAMN MILK!! Oh wait, this isn't the refrigerator...
I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.
KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!
First Sigourney Weaver's refriegrator was the portal to Hell, now Jessica Alba's oven...Next, it could be your waffle iron!!!
I found Narnia! The movie lied!
"This was soooo much easier with my easy bake oven."
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Hansel looked on, horrified, as Gretel let out a primal scream into the firey oven where she shoved poor old Mrs shoemacher. She stole her gold and later accused her of witchery. Hansel never spoke a word of what he really saw go down that night, but it would haunt his dreams forever
"This... lasagna... contains... MEAT!!!!!"
forrest! a pilot light is not a landing light from a plane!
Jessica learns that when the oven is turned up to 475, it's a good idea to stand back somewhat when opening the door.
"Popinfresh! Noooooo!"
"It's people!!!! Soyent Green is people!!!!"
Damn you Martha Stewart, damn you to hell!
So he wants me in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant huh?! We'll see about that.
Jessica stuffs her agent in the oven after he convinces her that appearing in RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER would be a good career move.
Let's see if you still chant "Zuul, zuullll" after three hours at max!!!
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Jessica wanted so badly to fire her lazur,
unfortunately all she could do was scream at her TV dinner.
The goggles, they do nothing.
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 14, 2007, 12:00:57 PM
I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.
KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!
I think that one wins XD
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Probably not the best way to treat a brain freeze
There's GOTTA be a better way to whiten my teeth....
After year of repressing her core of primal animalistic rage under layers of incessant cheerfulness and repeating the mantra "EVOO, EVOO, EVOO....", Rachael Ray finally snaps on the set of 30 Minute Meals.
"Celebrity Roasts" took on a whole new meaning when she set William Shatner to Broil at 475 for an hour and 52 minutes.
I'm making a pot roast...take that PETA MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on September 14, 2007, 01:35:11 AM
Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...
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those celebrities and their tanning beds