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"Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it."
Yeah...average size...red and blue costume...shoots web from wrists.......I don't know he just kind of came in here and started staring at us from the ceiling...
"Can you hear me now?"
or
"Make that two large pepperonis with extra cheese."
Can I see the airplanes? Why, no...the roof's in the way.
Yeah, maintenance? Hi.. ummm..look there is a whole bunch of pencils stuck in the ceiling tiles here and we need someone to get them. We would clean them up ourselves.. but we can't seem to look away... and one already fell out and stuck in Steve's eye. Thanks.
The new video conferencing technology brought phone sex to new levels.
All: WOW!! WOOHOO!! OH MAN!!!
Steve: I didn't know the human body could bend like that!
Erika: Puh-leeze. Here I am in all my Playboy glory and these clowns are watching donkey shows.
Yeah I'd like an exterminator tell him to bring an elephant gun becuase thats one big roach!
I'll call you later, dude. I just saw the promise land in between her hairy legs.
You're my agent! Maybe you can tell me why Chuck Norris is suddenly cool again, and I'm still lame!
What do I do now? She hung up on me and I don't want to look like a fool in front of the rest of the gang! **Ahem.** "Sure honey, I know how much you want it, and I'll be right over to give it to you once we've stopped the bad guys..."
Quote from: Jack on September 28, 2007, 12:03:15 PM
Can I see the airplanes? Why, no...the roof's in the way.
:bouncegiggle: + Karma
"For the sweet and sensual, press one. For the big, busty and beautiful, press two. For the hot chocolate honeys, press...."
Please hurry, I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Why I don't think he's here? Is Mike Rotch there? I'm looking for Mike Rotch....
"And the launch codes are...Hey switch over to The Jewelry Network and check out that blue amethyst brooch! Gad! The stone is nice but look at that overly filigreed setting, and with yellow opals! How could they sell anything that tacky for $450?! Ingrid here even agrees...what? OH! The codes are 12-9er-34..." - BOOM!
What do you mean my 15 minutes are over? I just made my best movie!
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2007, 05:50:39 AM
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"Please hurry. It's a really big spider and I don't want to touch it."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2007, 05:50:39 AM
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"Galley? The pot blew off the pressure cooker, and the cook is now part of the roof. Bring a mop- TWO mops..."