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Title: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Andrew on September 29, 2007, 07:13:32 PM
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"Look, I am an American lawman!  Fear me!"
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: indianasmith on September 29, 2007, 07:14:04 PM
A FAREWELL TO ARMS on LSD.
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: IzzyDedjet on September 29, 2007, 07:53:49 PM
Sure.  Just turn around and I'll get that nasty ol' itch for ya.  Just leave it to me.
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 29, 2007, 11:06:12 PM
Yeah, just wait until you see what my tongue does!
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Shadow on September 30, 2007, 01:06:45 AM
"This cheap generic viagra doesn't always work the way I want it to."
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: BlackAngel75 on September 30, 2007, 01:09:26 AM
Little did they know, Dhalism had a floundering movie career before Street Fighter2.
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Yaddo 42 on September 30, 2007, 02:13:50 AM
Do you know how hard it is to shop for shirts with these? Do you? Do you?
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Jack on September 30, 2007, 09:50:29 AM
Yes, it IS to compensate for a lack of size in other areas.  There, I have said it!  Are you happy now?
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Mr. DS on September 30, 2007, 06:05:30 PM
You think you have it bad, you should meet my tailor. 
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: AndyC on September 30, 2007, 06:52:55 PM
Reed Richards messes up what would be an otherwise perfect disguise
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 07:21:57 PM
See what happens when you stick your arm into one of those vacuum thingies at the bank drive through?? SEE??!!
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Justy on January 02, 2008, 05:33:43 AM
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From the pages of DC Comics... Bollywood Plasticman!
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: Flangepart on January 02, 2008, 10:49:48 AM
Quote from: Justy on January 02, 2008, 05:33:43 AM
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Have you ever tried to wipe with arms this long? Its not possable, I tell you, not possable!
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: AndyC on January 02, 2008, 10:54:02 AM
"A choking victim! This looks like a job for Heimlich Man!"
Title: Re: Caption for 9/29/2007: Master of the Flying Guillotine
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 02, 2008, 01:10:19 PM
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Man to left: There's no way you don't have something up your sleeve, villain!
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