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Words fail me.
God, how do I get this cheese puff off my head?
Quote from: Inyarear on October 04, 2007, 01:40:14 AM
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"Get your hand out of there or I'll shave the other side of your head"
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There was one question vexing his friends. "How did Rufus get a Twinkie stuck in his forehead?"
David Attenborough: "After six months, the leopard skin cocoon rips open and a fully developed Diva slips out, ready for the mating season."
You dont wanna mess with me, This hair-do is a registered weapon. One head butt, like this...
oops. Is there a doctor in the house?
Thats right people, I'll buff your car with my head for only $8.99!
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Fig 1
Shown above in fig.1, the unfortunate results when you DO light the fuse on certain feminine hygene products.
sorry, coulden't resist posting that :teddyr:
In one particularly nasty incident, the zookeeper shaved the cheetah's ass and forced him to walk backwards.
Quote from: Khaz on October 04, 2007, 03:51:35 PM
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Fig 1
This is a picture of Grace Jones backstage at her comeback tour.
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Yes that's it, lufa my head.
Urkle: The Pimp Years, coming to the CW as a mid-season replacement. God help us all.
Quote from: Jack on October 05, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
In one particularly nasty incident, the zookeeper shaved the cheetah's ass and forced him to walk backwards.
Do not do that to me when I'm drinking brandy!
Quote from: Andrew on October 07, 2007, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: Jack on October 05, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
In one particularly nasty incident, the zookeeper shaved the cheetah's ass and forced him to walk backwards.
Do not do that to me when I'm drinking brandy!
Oh, thats good. Ow, my laugh muscles!...
Caption:
Ruby Rod was found dead today dureing a tragic encounter with Ingred Newkirk, a cheeta, and a cattle prod.
Quote from: Jack on October 05, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
In one particularly nasty incident, the zookeeper shaved the cheetah's ass and forced him to walk backwards.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Okay, will anyone top that? I think not, and I'm certainly not going to try
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Somebody went to Supercuts.
Keenan Thompson, the later years.
I got two.
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"Yes! I got a hair cut!!"
"Snip-its!"
There, now that's the kind of paint roller I should have used on the stucco.
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Opponents to cloning found the ammunition they needed in this cross-pollenation of Dennis Rodman and Spongebob Squarepants.
The version of Xerxes portrayed in the independent film "The Gay 300" was a bit different from the mainstream one.
(Gawd, I hope that is never made. "Meet the Spartans" was bad enough.)