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Title: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM

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Before Shatner made fibre his friend

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: ghouck on October 05, 2007, 09:11:05 PM

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, , that's not that funny, , is it?

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: CheezeFlixz on October 05, 2007, 09:55:52 PM

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BONES! Get me BONES! .... it's been longer than 4 hours!!!
For the love of Kahn get BONES!

To clarify my quote ... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately."

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 10:31:35 PM

"It's a big chunk of fuuuudge!"

(Tell me that commercial ran nationally)

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 05, 2007, 11:42:57 PM

Shatner practicing between takes for a role as The Joker.

or

GHOUK!!!! THAT WASN'T THAT FUNNY AT ALL!!!! :teddyr: :tongueout:

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: KyroBesran on October 06, 2007, 08:54:00 AM

HOOKERS! I NEED SOME GREEN-SKINNED THREE NAVELED HOOKERS NOW D@MM!T!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Mr. DS on October 06, 2007, 10:53:55 AM

Courtesy......flush.....Mr......Spock......needed.....ug, uh....now...

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: indianasmith on October 06, 2007, 05:22:25 PM

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Spock - that was hilarious!! What happened after the Romulan and the Klingon got transported the Andorian warlord's harem by mistake?"

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 07, 2007, 06:04:34 AM

Kirk: Of course it hurts, have you seen how big, pock marked, and scaly it is? I have a picture with it out posted over in that other thread!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Susan on October 07, 2007, 08:13:27 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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Side effects may include: Coughing, profuse sweating, stroke, constipation, diarrhea, blindness, organ failure, brittle nails, lockjaw, baldness, hiccups and death. Consult your doctor to see if Xanthrax is right for you

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 07, 2007, 11:19:46 AM

Even after all the advancements in Star Trek, colonoscopies still haven't become comfortable.

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Jack on October 07, 2007, 11:29:29 AM

Doing ad's for Priceline.com?!?!?

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: asimpson2006 on October 09, 2007, 05:55:34 AM

Constipation is still a problem in the future.

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: HappyGilmore on October 09, 2007, 10:54:21 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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Forget the Wrath of Kahn, Spock. I'm more concerned about Montezuma's Revenge.

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: flackbait on October 09, 2007, 11:06:45 AM

Kirks klingon expression was less than stellar.

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Khaz on October 09, 2007, 11:27:37 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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Xenobioligy for dummies - 30 credits

Dictonary for looking up big words like asexual and ovipositor - 15 credits

The look on someones face when they realise that just because they have boobs, dosen't always mean they are female - priceless

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Neville on October 11, 2007, 12:44:46 PM

Not... another... kidney stone!!!!!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 12, 2007, 11:09:10 PM

How many time do I have to drill it through your trekkie brain, I don't say "beam me up, Scotty" on Boston Legal!!!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Flangepart on October 13, 2007, 09:37:55 AM

Kirk : Note to self. Phasers should NOT be used for hemmaroid removal!

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Post by: Justy on November 27, 2007, 05:46:40 AM

Captain Kirk finds out the Hard way that sometimes with aliens it is the female which impregnates the male.

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Post by: sideorderofninjas on November 27, 2007, 03:06:25 PM

Rescue 911, get me TJ Hooker, now...

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Dennis on January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 01, 2008, 12:13:05 PM

Quote from: DENNIS on January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 01, 2008, 08:35:08 PM

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AH AHM CAPTUN KURK OV DA YOU-ES-ES ENTAPRISE!

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THIS! IS! STARFLEET!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Dennis on January 01, 2008, 11:02:00 PM

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on January 01, 2008, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?

As long s it's in a large crate marked "FRAGILE" (pronounced frahgeelay, Italian for "major award")

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 09:51:08 PM

CANCELLED!! CANCELLED!!! I'LL SHOW YOU CANCELLED!!!!!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: sprite75 on June 21, 2008, 02:53:19 AM

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Bones was right! Klingon blood chili is bad! I feel like I'm crapping out Klingon swords!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Inferno on June 21, 2008, 01:10:08 PM

THIS. IS. ENTERPRISE!
*kicks Bones into the reactor core*

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: AndyC on June 21, 2008, 01:14:32 PM

The Spirit of Chanukkah Future shows Shatner a vision of himself pitching bran cereal at age 75.

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: jdlarch on June 22, 2008, 02:22:21 PM

Mustn't....eat......Rigelian......jalapenos.......agaaaaiiinnnn!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: Trevor on June 23, 2008, 09:08:45 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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Before Shatner made fibre his friend

"Nooooo! The Devil's Rain is still years in the future! No time to melt yet!"

"Uraaaaggghhhh! This is one way of getting rid of the Klingons in the orbit of Uranus!"

:teddyr:

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: retrorussell on November 13, 2009, 06:26:32 AM

Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 09, 2007, 10:54:21 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
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Ouch!!! And they say gerbiling is pleasurable??? My GOD it's got sharp claws!!!

Title: Re: "I'm Captain Kirk!"
Post by: paula on November 15, 2009, 06:51:31 AM

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on October 05, 2007, 09:55:52 PM
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BONES! Get me BONES! .... it's been longer than 4 hours!!!
For the love of Kahn get BONES!

To clarify my quote ... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately."

or... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek out every woman you know immediately." (No, don't even call me!)

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