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Title: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2007, 11:42:27 PM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/maltese06.jpg)
"I know how the doctor got it out, but how did you get it up there in the first place?"
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 12, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: AndyC on October 12, 2007, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 12, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?

Karma  :bouncegiggle:

They're all looking at it like "You gonna share?"
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Andrew on October 12, 2007, 10:35:46 AM
"You tilt the head back and candy comes out of the neck!"
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 12, 2007, 08:42:39 PM
Okay, Reggie, your fecalphelia has gone too far...
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 12, 2007, 09:55:20 PM
Cairo (to himself): That ruffled blouse is simply fabulous! I wonder if I could pull that off?
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Mr. DS on October 13, 2007, 08:31:18 AM
Whats this inscription say...hmmm...Made In Taiwan???
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Justy on November 28, 2007, 05:25:27 AM
This made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Mortal Envelope on November 30, 2007, 11:03:25 AM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/maltese06.jpg)

I call it "the wheel"
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: AndyC on November 30, 2007, 01:16:50 PM
"You've been at this for ten minutes. I think if you really had heat vision, you could have melted that thing by now."
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 01, 2007, 06:19:22 PM
That's one ugly cigarette lighter there, pal.

or

Where do the batteries go?
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Doc Daneeka on December 02, 2007, 10:51:51 AM
Bogart: I wanna see it next!

Dame: No me!

Lorre: Oh man, you guys are mean!
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 04, 2007, 10:31:52 PM

(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/maltese06.jpg)
Well folks after careful analysis I've concluded with 100% certainty it's made out of plastic. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: jdlarch on October 19, 2008, 06:59:21 PM
Kasper Gutman: When I stroke the bird thusly, do I not appear more intellectual?
Sam Spade: I believe the part you're stroking is the bird's breast.
Joel Cairo: Yesssss, the breast! I want to stroke it, too...
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I can't believe you men...you all have one track minds! I have never...I...I want to stroke the breast as well.
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: sprite75 on October 19, 2008, 10:28:39 PM
No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan."
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Jack on October 20, 2008, 08:07:55 AM
No, it's not a type of metal.  Maltese means that it's made in Malta, you idiot.
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 05:35:18 PM
"Yes, Grandpa, we're all very proud of you for making that, but next time just flush it down the toilet."
Title: Re: The Maltese Falcon
Post by: Flangepart on March 16, 2009, 05:51:34 PM
Guys...this thread title...makes me think of Star Wars played by the cast of this movie...I'm just sayin'...
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