I've been itchin' to start another thread like this ...please contribute...sorry if I've repeated a few of these before...
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Hulk Hogan's Heroes (mainly himself)
The Fantastic Fork: Rise of the Silver Platter
Manos on Ice: The Revenge
Previous: Nicolas Cage can't not think about everything that just happened to him, effectively being in De Je Vous for the entire movie. Look for the 3rd in the trilogy called Vous Je De (this $hit never happened to me before!)
The Adventures of Pluto and Kevin Nash
Friday the 13th Part 33 and a 1/3: Jason Takes the Taliban: After the annoyance of the ultra right-wing Islamists, the US government kills two birds with one stone by air dropping a crate with a cyrogenic Jason Voorhees in the center of the Afghan/Pakistan mountains where he runs amok for decades on end (lelalelalelalalalal- ahhhhhhhhhh!)
Batman vs Duckula: Count Duckula is transported from Nickelodean to Gotham City to take on the Dark Knight and his rubber-lip-wearing side kick.
Independence Day of the Dead: Not so bright aliens decide to invade Earth a few days after the events of Dawn of the Dead only to be devoured.
Die Hard Rain: Bruce Willis plays on a skyscraper in the rain.
Survivor the Movie: Pee Wee's Playhouse
Shocker 2: We'll pay you to watch it!
301: TONIGHT... WE DINE... IN HELL... again!
Snakes on a Plane 2: Of all the theoretical ideas for Snakes on a Plane 2, this is the worst :bouncegiggle:
Father of the Runaway Bride of Chucky.... ....I came up with this one at about 8 years old, I hadn't seen any one of the films! ...Well now, I still haven't.
How about Sean Penn's epic film about his two dotty old aunts, who keep using his charter pilots to take them on all sorts of wacky misadventures . . .
THE PILOTS OF PENN'S AUNTS
Of course, there is the movie that me and some friends were going to make in college - we shot the trailer and never made the movie. It was supposed to be called
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS
Then, when Highlander II came out, we were so crushed and disappointed that we decided we could make a better sequel and got it about halfway written before giving up in disgust . . .
ISLANDER II - THE SICKENING
In which Connor MacCleod wears a Hawaiian shirt and develop's Montezuma's Revenge.
When Harry Met Sally's Younger, Hotter Sister
Pee Wee's Bad Hair Day
A man, a squirrel, a bike, and a lot of guns.
Microsoft Windows: Extinction
Microsoft finally ships an operating system so flawed that the CDs are infected with a deadly plague that will infect anyone who uses the computer. Unfortunately, the plague's dormant period is nearly a year; much of the Earth's population is wiped out.
Sextette 2
Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue! Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life. Hilarity ensues.
Ice Age of Apocalpyse: This powerful mutant from the Marvel universe gets trapped in time with annoying CGI characters voiced by Dennis Leary and Raymond Ramono (sp?).
The Longest Barnyard
Rock n Roll High School Musical II: The Ramones take this $hiznit over right now!
Spiderman with the Golden Gun
Dirty Dancing with the Stars
Beauty and the Beastie Boys II
Riding in Cars with Bad Boys II
A Tale of Two Sex and the Cities
Desperate Stepford Wives
Grandma's Boyz in da Hood
Chicken Little House on the Prairie
Throw Mama's Family from the Train
Dirty Square Dancing
Grumpy Old Men Without Hats
The Man in the Iron Chasity Belt
The Adventures of Ford Motor Company Workers
Gridiron Gangs of New York
Creation of the Humanoids from the Deep
Journey to the Seventh Planet of Dinosaurs
A Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Elephant Man that Fell to Earth
Robot Monster a Go-Go
Beauty and the Beast of Yucca Flats
The Dunwich Horror of the Blood Monsters
I, Robot Jox
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead - drat, someone beat me to it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1122775/
Snakes on a Soul Plane
I Saw What You Did Last Summer (figure it out :tongueout:)
Godzilla's Revenge of the Dead
Last Monster House on the Left
or...
Last House by the Cemetery on the Left on Haunted Hill
Planet Terror of Mechagodzilla
Flesh for the Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
Texas Chainsaw Slumber Party Massacre
Dogora Soldiers
The Postman Fights Back to the Future
Alone in the Dark Ride
Silent Hamburger Hill
American History Xtro
Sky High Tension
Don't Torture a Howard the Duckling
The Borats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!
Quote from: Andrew on October 13, 2007, 11:46:42 AM
Sextette 2
Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue! Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life. Hilarity ensues.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Karma! :bouncegiggle:
Hannah does her sisters
The incest porn we've all been waiting for...
Live and let die another day
James Bonds past and present meet up for a final showdown to determine the best
The rocky dennis picture show
Eric Stolz once again dons latex deformities, but this time with fishnets and high heels
Lake Flaccid
Scientists try to determine how alligators in the wrong body of water are connected to sexual disfunction
The George Washington Robot with Spaghetti: Starring Robin Williams
Tagline: I pledge a pizza to the flag
Uncle louigi's pizzeria is fallen on hard times. Louigi has massive debt his pizza oven is on the fritz and his nephew Dominick just quit. Not knowing how he will continue to run the place he stumbles upon a Japanese website that sells high tech robots. He searches through the listing and finds the Chef robot. Using his last $6,000 he purchases the robot. Flash forward to the robot warehouse.
"Hey! We're all out of the chef robot how are we going to fill this order?" 'Just send him the George Washington robot with the chef's hat on him!"
So Louigi gets the George Washington Robot and hilarity ensues. Eventually the George Washington Robot gets good at being the chef and the Pizzeria becomes a huge success. Louigi understand though that the robot belongs in Washington D.C. So after a lot of ups and downs laughs and cries the robot is sent on his way to Washington D.C. The movie ends with Louigi opening up another robot crate that he ordered to replace George. As the crate opens we see none other than an Abraham Lincoln robot! At this point the movie would end in a freeze-frame. Perfectly setting up the sequel which is called The Abraham Lincoln Robot in Hot Water!
Stop or my Mom will Shoot Up! Sly and the golden girls find a new hobby
The Island of Dr Pepper
The Jungle Book of Nod: Mobly discovers a 6000 year old vampire lord
Attack of the Killer Potato Head
Dr. Googles
A Fish Called Wanka
She's the Sheriff The Animated Series
Enter the Dragonfly
Lady in the Water Bong
One Flew Over Count Dooku's Nest
ET: The Extra Testicles
Santa With Muscles: 10 Year Special Brown Edition (Brownest Ever)
Grease 2.5 in 3D
Manimal House
Son of Automan
Teen Wolf III: The Next Generation
Fire Extinguisher in the Sky
Ozzymandias speaks: My homage to Art Fern:
Hoppalong Cassidy Goes To Brokeback Mountain
Abbott and Costello Meet Ann Coulter
Harry Potter Plays With His Wand
Superfly Sells Prescription Drugs From Canada For Less
Maize Gets a Visit From Aunt Flo
The Saint Get Excommunicated
Andy Hardy Looses His Virginity
Ma and Pa Kettle Make Meth
Mr. Moto Eats Bad Sushi
Santo VS The Minute Men
Frankenstein's Illegitimate Son
(http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/jli1l1ij/fern-b.jpg)
Ozzymandias has Spoken!!!
Hot Shots Part Neuf Neuf (aka Quatre-vignt dix-neuf)
The Empire Strikes Barak
One night in China O' Brien
A Clockwork Pineapple
Rovin Hood: Prince of Teeves, cher (as told by Gambit)
The World According to Garth Brooks
Breakin' 3: Tearing out of the eyes
The Phantom Menace 2: more pod racing and "yippie!"
Twisted Sister Act 2
Don't stay too long at the killers house
The Last Blouse on the Left
The Flintstones Take Manhattan
The Mighty Ducks 4:Turduckin
Stephen King`s Silver Mullet
An American Democrat in Iraq
Stepson of Godzilla
Dracula in a Amish Paradise
Scream 4: The Good One
Watching aint Dry:Put into the Corner
National Lampoon`s Outer Space Vacation
Blood Feast 3 : 2 for 1 Special.
When Sonny met Sal - Detailing how the two robbers first hooked up and 5 minutes later went to rob the bank
The Tripper on Highway 5 - The epic battle between Reagan-face and Nixon-face for the title of "Best president-themed slasher in America"
Attack of the Clooneys
Love at first Byte: How Bill met Melinda
Point Breakin': Ex-president-masked bank robbers have a dance-off w/Patrick Swayzee
Everything you wanted to know about Bigfoot but were afraid to ask
Big 2: Balls
Dirty Slamdancing
Raging Bullwinkle: The Animated Movie
About Shiznit
The Cheneyville Horror
Doom Generation 2: Mass Audience Suicide
The Return to Slaughter High
Benny Hill vs. Benny Hinn
Attack of the Killer Sunflower Seeds
1408 Part Deux: Steven King still don't like him no atheists
War of the Axl Roses
The House on Haunted Hillary
Snakes on a Kite
NEWS BREAK! These "merged movies" were today part of the IMDB poll asking which ones "might really work"
QuoteAmerican History X-Men
Baby's Day Out for Justice
Big Momma's House of Flying Daggers
Charlie's Angels in the Outfield
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Dead Man Walking Tall
From Dusk Til Dawn of the Dead
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle 2 the Grave
Little Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
The Madness of King George of the Jungle
Million Dollar Baby Geniuses
The Quiet American Psycho
Resident Evil: Apocalypse Now
Romeo Must Die Hard
A Time to Kill Bill
While You Were Sleeping With the Enemy
Wayne's World is Not Enough
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The Amazing Transparent Man on the Moon
Beginning of the End of Days
The Brain That Wouldn't Die Hard With a Vengeance
The Brute Mannequin
Children of the Living Dead Talk Back
The Clonus Horror of Party Beach
The Creeping Terror of Tiny Town
Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell Comes to Frog Town
Devil Doll Man Vs Demonic Toys
Mighty Jack and the Beanstalk
Outlaw of Gore Gore Girls
Racket Girls are Easy
Robot Monster Squad
The Slime People Under the Stairs
The Touch of Satan's Cheerleaders
The Blood Waters of Dr. Zardoz
Motel Hellboy
Jason xXx
Patch Addams Family Values
The Dead Hate the Living Daylights
The Quick and the Dead and Breakfast
Analyze That Thing You Do!
Catch Me If You Can't Hardly Wait
Harry Potter and the Hendersons
Man With the Screaming Brain That Wouldn't Die
Silent Running Man
There's Something About Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Better Off Dead Alive
Big Fish Called Wanda
The Bridge over the River runs through it.
Planet of the Apes of Wrath
12 Angry Men in Black
Citizen Kane and Able
Paths of Glory Hole
Das Boot Hill Gang
Requiem for a Dream of Jeannie
The Con Air Up There
Eraserhead of the Family
Game of Death Becomes Her
The Gods Must Be Crazy as Hell
I Was a Male War Bride of the Monster
Logan's Running on Empty
Memoirs of an Invisible Man on Fire
Point of No Return of the Jedi
When Harry met Sally of the Sawdust
The Serpent and the Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
St. Elmo's Fire Down Below
Time After Time Bandits
Top Secret of the Water Technique
A Boy Named Foxy Brown
Days of Heavenly Creatures
Dumbo Brother, Where Art Thou?
Kill Billy Madison
The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself, and Irene
Stand By Meteor Man
True Romancing the Stone
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man Called Horse
Hold That Ghost World
Harold and Maude Go To White Castle
The Passion of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter