A 'CRIMINAL PECULIARITY':
"Garcia told the Middletown Times Herald-Record she heard hollering and swearing and looked outside to see Odee struggling with the giant pumpkin. "He was enraged. I could see that," she said."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21274496/?GT1=10450 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21274496/?GT1=10450)
What next?!? Neighbors hopped up on dope head-butting your plastic Santa Claus?
and I thought the kids stealing our pumpkins were pains in the @sses...