Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!
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"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes."
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!
Olay's Vitaniacin complex fights seven signs of aging, along with the extra-dry skin that comes with menopause.
Foolish mortals!! The Democratic nomination is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
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Name: Medusa
Age: some time before that "Christ" guy
Body Type: Snake(ish)
Turn Ons: Archery, Turning Men Into Stone
Turn Offs: Having My Head Lopped Off
Looking For: A lover who can run their fingers through my hair...er...venomous snakes...
Come get your love at
Match.com today.
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 14, 2007, 11:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
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Name: Medusa
Age: some time before that "Christ" guy
Body Type: Snake(ish)
Turn Ons: Archery, Turning Men Into Stone
Turn Offs: Having My Head Lopped Off
Looking For: A lover who can run their fingers through my hair...er...venomous snakes...
Come get your love at Match.com today.
Get me the Sofia Landon Geier version and I'm there!
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on October 14, 2007, 04:38:22 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!
I'd give you karma for that, but seriously, do I look THAT bad when I first get out of bed? :tongueout:
After the 'beer glasses' wear off
I love New York, Season 3
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 14, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on October 14, 2007, 04:38:22 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!
I'd give you karma for that, but seriously, do I look THAT bad when I first get out of bed? :tongueout:
No, I think I'm still drunk then. :twirl:
Insert obvious Joan Rivers joke......
or
Just to balance out the politics from indianasmith's post:
Dick Cheney, you come back here right now and give you're Lynn a kiss!
Ms. Colture, your public is ready.
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 14, 2007, 11:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
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She wore Bluuuuuuuue, blue velvet, blue as the color of her eys.
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"Fang and I had a civil ceremony — his mother didn't come. AWH HAW HAW HAW!!!"
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:52:04 PM
Insert obvious Joan Rivers joke......
or
Just to balance out the politics from indianasmith's post:
Dick Cheney, you come back here right now and give you're Lynn a kiss!
I think Lynn Cheney is a nice lady, but just to be fair and balanced . . . KARMA for that one!
Medusa: "can you get that spotlight out of my eyes please? thanks!"
Lynn Cheney's always been an easy target for me (not a fan), I had to avoid making a joke about her book Sisters. Thanks for taking the joke in the spirit of fun it was meant.
Back to the jokes:
Lindsey Lohan in 2017.
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"Good work, Osama. Here's the first of the seventy-two."
"Uh, is it too late to change religions?"
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Tonight on The Factor, right after talking points, Anne Coulter.
...and later(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7859/medusaclashoftitansne5mm5.jpg)
we talk with Michele Malkin.
Quote from: Inyarear on October 30, 2007, 12:41:07 PM
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Hillary Clinton : First lady, Senator, and spokes model for Larry's Reptile farm and house of spackle.
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Can somebody please explain to me why giant scorpions didn't start sprouting up after my head was cut off but only when I was stabbed in the head? I still can't figure that out. It's kinda weird. Really.
The zombie version of Sarah Jessica Parker
Quote from: HarlotBug3 on October 18, 2007, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 14, 2007, 11:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
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Okay, you've had 3 shots of Wild Turkey, a fifth of Crown Royal, a Scotch and 4 beers. DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE YET???
Quote from: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2738/medusaclashoftitansne4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes."
um....you caught me before putting on makeup! thanks, how am I going to live this down?